Fyre Festival II Tickets Go On Sale With Prices Ranging From $499-$7,999

[stewie_e]

Billy McFarland has officially announced Fyre Festival II, with tickets beginning at $499: 'It has been the absolute wildest journey to get here.' https://t.co/wc0BB3jn5F
- Entertainment Weekly (@EW) August 21, 2023
In a YouTube video posted Sunday, Billy McFarland officially announced Fyre Festival II, set to take place in the Caribbean sometime

Comments

[niyarav]

I'd rather book a colonoscopy

[lunaserenade]

I straight up snorted irl. 🤣

[niyarav]

It's good to clear out both ends!

[pikapika217]

this reminded me that I need to get back to my own medical stuff and book mine LMAO

[niyarav]

Good, please look after your booty health ❤

[screamingintune]

meh, I'm 45 next year and that's when they say you need to have one. i'm wondering how good the poop-in-a-box alternative is because that seems less bad than what I've seen my mother endure with the day or two of prep "cleansing" no me gusta

[niyarav]

Mine was for other reasons so I'm not sure about the poop box version but I can confirm shitting liquid all night was as pleasant as it sounds BUT on my report after it said I did 'excellent bowel prep' and I was like ok bitch, good for me, I'd like to thank the academy and pretend it was all worth it for these squeaky clean tubes

[screamingintune]

lol you got a good grade in Poop

[niyarav]

My proudest achievement, still cheaper than my bachelor's degree etc

[januarysix]

depends on your history if this is a good option. the poop in a box test tests if you already have cancer. A colonoscopy however is preventative. they can find polyps and remove them before they become cancerous.

Due to my family history I had to book a colonoscopy.

[irajaxon]

lol, i was going to say i'd rather go to the gathering of the juggalos

[niyarav]

He hasn't announced the lineup so if you're lucky it could still be one

[babyyoda]

To be fair that would be an amazing people watching opportunity

[teaaet]

Truly… I’d love to go just for that purpose. But somehow avoid being actually physically present in that nightmare

[loveumbrella]

speaking of, i miss ontd juggalo posts

[anagramofbrat]

Came here to say that. I used to look forward to those every summer. The pictures were WILD.