ONTD Movie Night Watch Party: Jupiter Ascending (on HBO Max)

[prettymorning27]

Happy Saturday, ONTD! Tonight we are continuing our run of bad movies with 2015's Jupiter Ascending, directed by Lana and Lilly Wachowski and starring Mila Kunis, Channing Tatum, and Eddie Redmayne.

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A young woman discovers her destiny as an heiress of intergalactic nobility and must fight to protect the inhabitants of Earth from an ancient and

Comments

[squirrels_oh_no]

Once you let Jupiter Ascending soak into you for awhile (or 8 years) it's actually pretty fucking good lmao. I still enjoy watching it despite seeing it 4 or 5 times by now.

Plus Eddie Redmayne clearly got the assignment and went ham.

[irajaxon]

his greatest contribution to the craft

[leenerific]

This is one of those movies that's bad but that's okay and I still enjoy it lol

[squirrels_oh_no]

It helps its case that it is very pretty to look at.

[sandstorm]

OHHHHHH let's hurry up before they take it off HBO Max or some shit

[misslibb]

Do you need to have HBO to join the teleparty? Cause Jupiter Ascendant is on different streaming services in Australia but it slaps so I'd definitely join in for this one

[prettymorning27]

I'm afraid so. I wish you could join! 😞

[trendsnational]

I LOVE DOGS!

[squirrels_oh_no]

Even though this isn't a direct quote, this movie makes me think of