Review Roundup: "Fast X" Your Seatbelts, It's .... A Lot!

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'Fast X' Review: Bizarro Jason Momoa Villain Hijacks Overcrowded and Predictably Ridiculous Sequel https://t.co/gV4Ql3Lk3f
- Variety (@Variety) May 17, 2023
Time to party, this week, the long-awaited FAST X is in theaters tomorrow! And what do critics think?

Variety: "[The director] Leterrier’s bad with story but reasonably strong on the action

Comments

[automaticpeople]

I tried to edit my comment and accidentally deleted it 🤣

For anyone who’s confused, I just said that the writer of that pun probably let out a sensible chuckle when they thought of it.


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(I tried to edit in this gif and that’s when I accidentally deleted, due to dumbassary)

[therearewords]

Babe, are you okay

[automaticpeople]

Honestly? I just waxed my legs and I didn’t get every last hair, so I’m kinda annoyed about that right now.

[therearewords]

So rude, so unfair, treachery.

[automaticpeople]

They still feel smooth when I rub my legs together, but I know those strays are there. I don’t know why life has to be this hard.

[therearewords]

Have you ever considered allowing Christ into your life? He supports hairy legs.

[automaticpeople]

Do I have to do anything hard to accept Christ, because I really hate being out out?

[therearewords]

Nah, just the welcoming into your hearts nonsense.

[automaticpeople]

Honestly, that sounds exhausting.

[therearewords]

I heard it could be quite painful as well.