ONTD Original: Matchmaking the Internet's boyfriends
2023 has been an interesting year for Internet Boyfriends. They’re just being taken off the market everyday.
So I’ve provided some potential matches for some unattached internet bfs that should happen.
*Disclaimer: I don’t really know anything about half of these men.
The only research i did was people's ages.
Pedro Pascal(48) x Khloé K(38)
A much beloved Internet boyfriend. I don’t see it for him but he seems perfectly nice and ONTD has convinced me that he’s a catch.
But he’s such a nice guy and Khloe is Khloe. True, but the KarJenners are in their non-black era. I think if Khloe is going to get away from Tristan it will have to be a really great guy. And y'all have convinced me that Pedro is that. Also, he’s tired of people calling him daddy and Khloe probably wouldn’t do that.
Would the fans be as upset as Chris Evans/Harry Styles/Bad Bunny’s fans were? They absolutely would. But I doubt they’d stop watching his shows.
John Boyega(31) x Taylor Swift(33)
Taylor Swift is newly single and John is maybe single. Taylor has been dating British men for a decade so that probably won’t change. She should diversify a bit. I feel like many Taylor fans would be okay with this and many would need to confront why they weren’t. John is very secure in himself and I don’t think he would be intimidated by her delulu fans. He’d probably call them out.
John’s fans would probably side eye him a bit. But people that believe that’s racist b/c he said he's only into black women might change their minds I guess 🙄
Would the fans be as upset as Chris Evans/Harry Styles/Bad Bunny’s fans were? I mean I think they’d be disappointed? I'd personally feel betrayed by John
Micheal B Jordan(36) x Angela White/Blac Chyna(34)
Maybe MBJ could shake his ‘he’s not attracted to black women’ label by dating another black woman. Angela is turning over a new leaf in her life and wants to get more into acting. In the past MBJ spoke about different types of women or something and Angela is into church now. It’s a win/win
Would the fans be as upset as Chris Evans/Harry Styles/Bad Bunny’s fans were? Lol no, maybe judgey.
Tenoch Huerta(42) x Summer Walker(27)
A bit of an age gap but stay with me.
Both are passionate. They both love their children and being parents. Tenoch doesn’t really believe in romantic love and Summer can’t help but to go into relationships that will obviously end poorly.
Would the fans be as upset as Chris Evans/Harry Styles/Bad Bunny’s fans were? No, probably would be like ‘good luck with that.’
Jimin of BTS(27) x Chloe Bailey(24)
Inspired by fancast of Jimin as TLM. Halle is in a relationship with DDG but Chloe is single. Chloe said she likes older men and we need more people to stream her album. Idk anything about Jimin tbh. I’m sure they could put out a nice little duet though.
Would the fans be as upset as Chris Evans/Harry Styles/Bad Bunny’s fans were? I mean probably be on the same level of upset.
Bill Hader(44) x Kim K(42)
Another man I know nothing about. But he is tall and funny. She said she got interested in Pete b/c she was curious about the rumors she heard. Bill Hader has his own positive rumors in that department and he’s funny/an SNL alum. The only issue is he seems to be very private w/ relationships. Which would be a struggle for Kim. But even if she never talked about it, it would be interesting.
Would the fans be as upset as Chris Evans/Harry Styles/Bad Bunny’s fans were? No, just disappointed probably
ONTD Boyfriend: B/c umilicious mentioned it
Wonho(30) x Megan Fox(36)
*Megan deleted her instagram so no pic
I tried to not put people that are in known relationships but w/e.
Why? Megan Fox has repeatedly said Rain is her Korean man crush. Is that b/c that’s the only Kpop guy she knows? Maybe. But she might just be into charismatic muscled singers. Wonho is all those things. Idk what Wonho is into but he seems nice and he’s talented. It would be easy to keep the relationship under wraps b/c Megan lives in the US and Wonho is currently in the military.
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What internet boyfriend would you pair off ONTD?
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So I’ve provided some potential matches for some unattached internet bfs that should happen.
*Disclaimer: I don’t really know anything about half of these men.
The only research i did was people's ages.
Pedro Pascal(48) x Khloé K(38)
A much beloved Internet boyfriend. I don’t see it for him but he seems perfectly nice and ONTD has convinced me that he’s a catch.
But he’s such a nice guy and Khloe is Khloe. True, but the KarJenners are in their non-black era. I think if Khloe is going to get away from Tristan it will have to be a really great guy. And y'all have convinced me that Pedro is that. Also, he’s tired of people calling him daddy and Khloe probably wouldn’t do that.
Would the fans be as upset as Chris Evans/Harry Styles/Bad Bunny’s fans were? They absolutely would. But I doubt they’d stop watching his shows.
John Boyega(31) x Taylor Swift(33)
Taylor Swift is newly single and John is maybe single. Taylor has been dating British men for a decade so that probably won’t change. She should diversify a bit. I feel like many Taylor fans would be okay with this and many would need to confront why they weren’t. John is very secure in himself and I don’t think he would be intimidated by her delulu fans. He’d probably call them out.
John’s fans would probably side eye him a bit. But people that believe that’s racist b/c he said he's only into black women might change their minds I guess 🙄
Would the fans be as upset as Chris Evans/Harry Styles/Bad Bunny’s fans were? I mean I think they’d be disappointed? I'd personally feel betrayed by John
Micheal B Jordan(36) x Angela White/Blac Chyna(34)
Maybe MBJ could shake his ‘he’s not attracted to black women’ label by dating another black woman. Angela is turning over a new leaf in her life and wants to get more into acting. In the past MBJ spoke about different types of women or something and Angela is into church now. It’s a win/win
Would the fans be as upset as Chris Evans/Harry Styles/Bad Bunny’s fans were? Lol no, maybe judgey.
Tenoch Huerta(42) x Summer Walker(27)
A bit of an age gap but stay with me.
Both are passionate. They both love their children and being parents. Tenoch doesn’t really believe in romantic love and Summer can’t help but to go into relationships that will obviously end poorly.
Would the fans be as upset as Chris Evans/Harry Styles/Bad Bunny’s fans were? No, probably would be like ‘good luck with that.’
Jimin of BTS(27) x Chloe Bailey(24)
Inspired by fancast of Jimin as TLM. Halle is in a relationship with DDG but Chloe is single. Chloe said she likes older men and we need more people to stream her album. Idk anything about Jimin tbh. I’m sure they could put out a nice little duet though.
Would the fans be as upset as Chris Evans/Harry Styles/Bad Bunny’s fans were? I mean probably be on the same level of upset.
Bill Hader(44) x Kim K(42)
Another man I know nothing about. But he is tall and funny. She said she got interested in Pete b/c she was curious about the rumors she heard. Bill Hader has his own positive rumors in that department and he’s funny/an SNL alum. The only issue is he seems to be very private w/ relationships. Which would be a struggle for Kim. But even if she never talked about it, it would be interesting.
Would the fans be as upset as Chris Evans/Harry Styles/Bad Bunny’s fans were? No, just disappointed probably
ONTD Boyfriend: B/c umilicious mentioned it
Wonho(30) x Megan Fox(36)
*Megan deleted her instagram so no pic
I tried to not put people that are in known relationships but w/e.
Why? Megan Fox has repeatedly said Rain is her Korean man crush. Is that b/c that’s the only Kpop guy she knows? Maybe. But she might just be into charismatic muscled singers. Wonho is all those things. Idk what Wonho is into but he seems nice and he’s talented. It would be easy to keep the relationship under wraps b/c Megan lives in the US and Wonho is currently in the military.
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What internet boyfriend would you pair off ONTD?
SOURCE:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27