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skyler_white_yo March 27 2023, 14:28:06 UTC
I remember seeing a theory that celebs only pretended to give their kids weird names, but actually gave them normal names in way to give them anonymity. Maybe this is the case here? Or not.

Even with normal names, these kids will have a not so normal life, and I guess the best we can hope for is that they aren’t too messed up.

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willardwright March 27 2023, 14:30:36 UTC
I think that's not a bad theory, but Grimes is so starved for attention that I don't think it's the case here.

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ohhhmydarling March 27 2023, 14:59:52 UTC
My sister named one of her daughters Happy, but gave her a normal middle name that she could go by. Everyone she comes into contact with loves her name though, so it's only ever worked to her benefit.

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skyler_white_yo March 27 2023, 15:03:04 UTC
Aaaw. That’s sweet. I knew a Rainbow, and her name was so perfect for her, she was just the lightest, happiest, sweetest person on the face of the earth.

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howthedaysounds March 27 2023, 16:58:20 UTC

I knew a girl in highschool whose name was Harpreet but she went by Happy

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varioussaints March 27 2023, 18:11:31 UTC
I misread that as “Harpy” and was like damn what a twist.

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yankeesarelove March 27 2023, 16:17:08 UTC
thats a GREAT theory - like is Goop really out here naming her daughter APPLE?

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skyler_white_yo March 27 2023, 16:31:38 UTC
I want this to be true for the guy that named his kid Pilot Inpecktor.

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januarysix March 27 2023, 16:56:40 UTC
That kid is probably an adult by now

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skyler_white_yo March 27 2023, 16:59:17 UTC
Omigosh, you are probably right. I feel so old now, lol, just ship me off to Shady Pines.

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nutella_forever March 27 2023, 17:01:38 UTC
he's 19 and goes by Pilot Lee
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2368460/

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nutella_forever March 27 2023, 17:02:31 UTC
totteringg March 27 2023, 17:10:43 UTC
I feel like we’ve seen so many ridiculous celebrity baby names since that Apple seems almost normal.

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just_satan March 28 2023, 20:19:38 UTC

Is it that bad in America ? In my country it's very common to give female children fruits name (equivalent of cherry, mandarine, apple, etc)

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sea_thoughts March 31 2023, 22:14:46 UTC
In Anglo culture, it's much more common to give children (especially girls) flower/plant names than fruit names. But at least Apple is an actual word that is common and means something, unlike so many other celebrity baby names.

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marsdiamonds March 27 2023, 17:40:06 UTC
I wish this was true, but I don't think so :(

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