Shakira deduced Piqué was cheating on her because someone had eaten her jam

[frodo]

Shakira deduced Piqué was cheating on her after she returned from traveling to find that her strawberry jam was eaten.

Piqué has never eaten jam in his life. pic.twitter.com/2OpKhkP7ih
- Pop Tingz (@ThePopTingz) January 17, 2023
There is a story going around alleging that Shakira deduced Piqué was cheating on her after she returned from travelling to

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[genbu_no_miko24]

shakira's new jam pic.twitter.com/q2hXxhoV4z
- Duolingo (@duolingo) January 18, 2023

[anterrabre]

That's the Duolingo owl, lol!

[kimda]

Omg et tu Duolingo?!

[arellaj]

did they... did they make jam out of the owl????

[tailzz0666]

i mean....i've thhought of doing worse things to that owl when it gets arsey cos i havent done my daily lesson

[therearewords]

Why doesn't it learn that pushing me doesn't help???

[tailzz0666]

exactllllly its so stupid. the new updates even worse

[therearewords]

But it looks cute, I guess.

[tailzz0666]

its so much scrolling tho if you want to refresh any old stuff

[sandstorm]

Duo's always on some shit, better them with this than their ill-advised angle on the Depp situation.

[itsallnotone]

Not Duolingo coming out as a Shakira stan lmfao

[vespertinev]

She does speak 5 hundred languages

[soyoooon]

damn this is motivating me to learn Spanish on duolingo again

[glitterslugs]

Duo is always fucking watching. I hadnt used that app in a year then one day i said out loud to my mom maybe i should get back into it- then the next DAY it sent me a fucking notification “get back into it!” Omg away with u! Demon owl