Trailer for ‘Velma’

Jan 11, 2023 16:26

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The origin story of Velma Dinkley, the unsung and under-appreciated brains of the Scooby-Doo Mystery Inc. gang.

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television - hbo, mindy kaling, constance wu, animation, television

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ohyesbinch January 11 2023, 22:47:08 UTC
'POORLY DELIVERED JOKE!! Let me re-deliver that line so that I seem more realistic conversationally in that quirky awkward way to make me seem nervous just like you, the viewer sometimes is-THE JOOOKE!!' Oh fuck me right and good about it, I'm so sick of this Family Guy tier joke assassination that newer shows/cartoons do. Also sick of the whole 'lets take a beloved child series and make it sexual and edgy xDDD' shtick too, its been done to death. Like? Imagine making Daphne a vain vapid stupid bitch. and they're not slick making shaggy black because he smokes weed/is a stoner. Put his ass back to being the white hippie-we don't even HAVE those around anymore, let us remember that they once lived, on my Emet-Selch shit.

And you know what, the problem with anything Mindy does is that she always wraps that shit around her whole entire ass. You go to tune in and next thing you know her entire coochie on your face. Like?? I didn't ask for all this-I just wanted to settle down this evening. Why am I hearing your every thought and insecurity?? and why do I hear it in every fucking show and movie you're in?? How many times we gotta hear that you're the brilliant conventionally unattractive underdog?? All she ever wanna do is talk about herself all the damn time. Self-insert mary sue lookinass. This aint Velma, this is MINDY and the Scrubby Dup Fellas with the censor blurs over their eyes fans of Kingdom Hearts do with the Disney characters to avoid Mickey Mouse emerging from his castle to beat the shit out of them over ownership laws.

Yes I am aware of IP this and that, I simply do not care, it does not fit my narrative, I'm not hearing it-this is dookie up OFFa some ass. Put that shit on Adult Swim where it belongs, not HBO.

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genbu_no_miko24 January 11 2023, 22:52:58 UTC
From the trailer it kinda looks like they made Shaggy straight-laced, like apparently he's not into weed/drugs???

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xdecadentx January 11 2023, 23:21:06 UTC
Is 'Norville' Shaggy's name?

I thought it was a different character because maybe they couldn't afford the IP.

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a_files06 January 11 2023, 23:29:34 UTC
Yes, Shaggy is just his nickname

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xdecadentx January 11 2023, 23:32:21 UTC
Welp, shows what I know.

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genbu_no_miko24 January 11 2023, 23:35:58 UTC
Yeah his real name is Norville Rogers.

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jellycar January 12 2023, 02:23:20 UTC
I feel he was probably a stoner when they were solving crimes with scoob and then mb he died so he’s gone straight edge

I think mindy has taken a lottt of concept from James Gunn which is fine bc fuck him she should take all his ideas

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genbu_no_miko24 January 12 2023, 02:28:38 UTC
Scooby dying? Is he even being reference or existing in the show? Cause I know he's not in it all.

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jellycar January 12 2023, 02:39:29 UTC
Wait nvm I just realised it is the origin lmao, the daph/velma being old besties stuff confused me!!

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musicnkisses January 11 2023, 23:20:20 UTC
This aint Velma, this is MINDY and the Scrubby Dup Fellas with the censor blurs over their eyes fans of Kingdom Hearts do with the Disney characters to avoid Mickey Mouse emerging from his castle to beat the shit out of them over ownership laws.

Lmaooo

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bakemonos January 12 2023, 03:18:03 UTC
Fr I looked at that paragraph and spun away

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wonheaux January 11 2023, 23:25:00 UTC
siaht January 12 2023, 01:08:20 UTC
There needs to be a year-end awards category for "Best ohyesbinch Rant". I nominate this one so far, I'm fucking dying

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jellycar January 12 2023, 02:20:53 UTC
now tell us how you really feel

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sh0ckeye January 14 2023, 05:43:10 UTC
You of all people talking about self insert when all your comments are full on novels about random off topic rants about voices in your head. I hope you get to make a show too. Cause just like this one I think it could be fun too amidst all the self invovled rants

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