https://instagram.com/p/CmHO-LYgJwt Gisele Bündchen made her first public red carpet appearance since her recent divorce to football player Tom Brady. She attended an event in Sao Paolo São Paulo for Vivara, a Brazilian jewelry company. The former couple is also facing legal challenges related to their advertisements for FTX, the disgraced
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1) Tom un-retires and prepares to QB the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, joining in July.
2) The first major whiff of trouble for FTX comes in August, when the FDIC sends them a formal cease-and-desist (although several demand letters sent before this) re: FTX's misrepresentations that holdings were federally-insured. (This isn't why FTX collapsed, but if FTX truly did induce people to invest by misrepresenting that their FTX deposits were federally-insured (up to $250k) and thus their investment was "safe" when it absolutely was not is blatantly criminal fraud.
3) At this time, Brady takes a leave of absence during training camp from his team for "personal reasons." He, Gisele and kids take a family vacation... to The Bahamas, where FTX ofc JUST HAPPENS TO BE HEADQUARTERED. There's a rumour that allegedly the withdrawals had to be made in person in the Bahamas, so it makes sense why they'd go there. Even if that isn't true, certainly withdrawing the funds in person is less traceable than leaving a paper trail of wire transfers.
4) After the Bahamas, Brady returns to his team and in his first press conference states that there's "a lot of personal shit" in his life going on. (Also of note, he was seen in June looking really buff on a yacht and by September he was looking gaunt which is weird because that's when the season starts and you should be at your physical peak.) Perhaps he's stressed because Gisele wants to leave him to protect her bag and he doesn't want that? Or maybe it's just this FTX shit?
5) Meanwhile, Gisele heads from Bahamas (with cash in hand after dumping FTX?) to Costa Rica, which is known for its banking privacy laws to the point it's been dubbed "the Switzerland of the Caribbean."
6) Gisele is DASHING to divorce him.Tom was more financially exposed to FTX, about 1/5 of his net worth tied to it ($45m/$250m). Only 1/16th approx of Giselle's net worth ($25m/$400m) tied to it. Plus being worth $150m more than him, I think she wanted her assets separate of him ASAP. Instead of immediately filing for divorce post-Bahamas, which would be too obvious, Gisele increasingly plants stories (TMZ, Page Six) documenting a downward spiral in the relationship, replete with photo-ops of her visiting energy healers, divorce lawyers etc. Suddenly she's being papped everywhere! And in Miami which is not pap central like LA, hmmm. Just painting a narrative and creating distance between the divorce filing and The Bahamas vacation so we can't put 1 + 1 together. And the stories had to come out fast & furious, because FTX was on the brink and she wanted to get the filing in before it went tits up. For someone going through an alleged "contentious" divorce, it's incredible that within 3 days of filing the divorce she already had taken possession of an $11 million new home and had a new man. Or maybe she's just amazing at manifesting things and this is all a coincidence?
Anyways, if Tom and Gisele dumped FTX on insider knowledge (Brady is SBF's idol, wants to be his BFF), that's insider trading, no? And if Tom and Gisele(?) CONTINUED to be "ambassadors" for FTX with the knowledge that something was up/after they sold, they then become "in" on the fraud (if they weren't already.) I know it's a long shot, but lemme dream. Let FTX do what Deflategate and Roger Goodell couldn't and end Brady once and for all!
@culturework Replying to @futurelilith.eth what was happening in the Bahamas 👀#greenscreen ♬ original sound - culturework
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