Princess Gives Up on Royal Duties to Marry Shaman

[therearewords]

Princess Märtha Louise, the daughter of Norway’s King Harald, said she no longer will officially represent the Norwegian royal house following “many questions relating to me and my fiancé's role.” https://t.co/INbuI6V0Yi
- Yahoo News (@YahooNews) November 8, 2022
- Princess Märtha Louise, the daughter of Norway’s King Harald (fourth in line), said

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[peddlestools]

I think we're burying the lede here because he is actually an extraterrestrial:

I’m a hybrid species of reptilian and Andromeda, and I also hold the energies of the ancient spirits from the old world. There have been lies told about our species that I want to address. We are a cluster of beings, that means that we’ve come here to create structures that help people to come into liberation. Reptilians are here to shake up the system in a big way. Anything that is held in structure that actually limits or holds human beings from seeing liberation we shake. We come as interrupters to interrupt frequency.https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrity-shaman-reveals-hes-a-reptilian-andromeda-hybrid-sent-to-interrupt-our-frequencies/951869... )

[komnene]

Living for this convergence of a royal with a lunatic/reptile to fully embody the reptilian elite conspiracy theory. What are the chances.

[vespertinev]

Who knew qanon was right all along

[t_snake]

I legit spat out my drink ahahah

also covid denier

[just444]

https://norway.postsen.com/news/29257/Durek-Verrett-claims-medallion-helped-against-corona-disease-%E2%80%93-sells-it-on-its-own-website-%E2%80%93-VG.html

On Tuesday, it became known that Durek Verrett was infected with corona after visiting Norway. In a video he himself posted on Instagram, he said he refused to receive medical treatment.

In an Instagram story posted on Thursday, he elaborates on this: He left the hospital and refused to take “chemicals”. Instead, he chose to quarantine at home and “heal” with his “SO”, writes Verrett.

“SO” stands for “Spirit Optimizer”, and is a collection of Verrett’s handmade medallions. On his website, he describes “SO” as “advanced spiritual technology for spirit-hacking and optimization”.

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[tanglespiders]

lmao i thought it was going to be the story of how their relationship was revealed, but no. handmade magic medallions.

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[vaels]

I feel like when you're this level of unhinged, "covid denier" goes without saying 😅

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[complisult]

He is…not what I pictured lol. I definitely was picturing a Ras Trent type dude.

[therearewords]

Disappointed in Yahoo! News, how could they do this to me.

[silverstarry]

an American who describes himself as a shaman and a healer

When I read this description, I assumed she had found herself one of those guys who starts off going to yoga with his girlfriend, becomes a massage therapist which leads him to friendships with some steel sculpture artists who bring him to Burning Man and the next thing you know he's moved to Bali and is taking breath activation workshops with the other ex-pats. I did not think it would get to the reptilian alien phase.

[braindiva]

You missed the step when he becomes trained in reiki and tries to heal everyone. LOL This story truly is bonkers.

[acidosaur]

omg I think I literally know the guy you're describing here

[nutmegdealer]

i know several of these people!

[therearewords]

Added.

[crimps4]

The minute I saw reptile I thought of David Icke. Blech.

Of course, the minute I saw 'American shaman,' I thought of that dude from January 6th, so this whole thing was a fun associational game.

[lone_concertina]

OBSESSED that he is trying to reclaim reptilian honor from David Icke. This is the best fucking news today, I love it/him so much.