The Winners of the 2022 Lyttle Lytton Contest Are Here

[frejasface]

The 2022 winners of the Lyttle Lytton Contest (to write the worst first sentence of the worst imaginary novel) has been announced.

And they are splendid.https://t.co/WLAqes0aDN pic.twitter.com/fTLlAgYYGT
- Imre Jele (@imrejele) June 30, 2022
Every year, the Lyttle Llytton contest asks writers to send in the worst first sentence to an imaginary novel

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[amacabea]

- Not unlike how mitochondria gives energy to the cell, Alice gave energy to John’s heart and penis, both of whom containing dozens of cells.
- Sunlight touched my breasts like I do during female masturbation. (same)
- “Oh no!” I cried, as a hail of bullets brutally murdered my three wonderful children.
- My mind was racing, NASCAR style. (I'll be using this)
- “Schlormp” went the knife as she plunged it into my heart, breaking it not only physically, but also emotionally, since I loved her.

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[genbu_no_miko24]

"My mind was racing, NASCAR style. (I'll be using this)"

lol same