The OG 90 Day Fiancé is Back: Blackfishing, Preferences, and Delusions, Oh My!
After taking like a four year long break from the franchise, OP is back and here to discuss the newest season of the OG 90 Day Fiancé. Premise for those who have never heard of or watched the show, TLC (the artist formerly known as The Learning Channel) follows the journey of Americans who are in relationships (or relationships) with non-Americans. Hijinks, mostly from the Americans ensue. Let's talk about the newest couples. We are only three episodes into the new season which indicates more couples may be joining, but let's discuss what's been happening so far because... .... ....I HATE BILAL!
No, yo eyes ain't deceiving you, that's the same woman.
Cowboy Sisqo and Miona Ono/Little IG Model on the Prairie (Jibiri and Miona): He's in a band called The Black Serbs, she's Serbian. She dreams of life in LA since that's where Cowboy Sisqo lived when they met, but for budget reasons, they are no in Rapid City, South Dakota. She is not happy. Oh yeah, she may be the reason, his band is on the brink of collapse.
Weirdo Ass Bilal and Sheeda (Bilal and Sheeda): This sorry ass motherfucker got him a C-class Mercedes Benz and a little boat and now thinks that Sheeda may be a gold digger, so to test her what does he do??????????? He takes her to a dilapidated home and tells her it's where she'll live. She for one is shocked by conditions of his home as he flexes with name brands on social media so the math ain't mathing to her. She expresses her dissatisfaction and he "grades" her saying that she failed the test and should be grateful. He then takes her to their real home, which she loves, but apparently he didn't like that she failed his test. Just watch the clip and you'll see why my blood pressure skyrocketed.
Missionary Theater Kid and Guillermo (Kara and Guillermo): These two are probably the most boring because they seem the most stable of the couples. The only real drama we get is that 29 year old Kara, who thinks she's quirkier then she actually is, is older than Guillermo by a grand total of *drumroll please* six years. Guillermo who is a native of Venezuela, has an expired passport, so bureaucratically, he might be dealing with the most ---ish, but TLC isn't here for education.
Emily, Kobe, and Kovan/Covid?????: She was traveling and met this guy and had his kid. She lives on a farm in the middle of Kansas with like three black people in it and she said that while traveling in China, she liked Black guys and "found the one Black guy in China". Ignant heffa. Due to Kovan/Covid-19,Kobe couldn't visit the US, so he hasn't seen his kid in almost two years. And Kobe finally is in the United States, but first he's gotta throw it back
Yve (Pronounced Eve) and 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩: This fuckwad explicitly said he wanted someone like his mother, he's 25 and his momma still cooks his sorry ass all his meals. Goooooorl, you have a job and a son with medical needs, I know didn't adopt a second child.
https://instagram.com/p/Cc8isE_u79H
Oh yeah, this is apparently a returning couple, but I don't know nothing about it.
Season Trailer
Smile, You're on Candid Camera (Men Ain't Shit Edition)
Fuck Dem Kids, I Need The D
All He Brings to the Table is Abs
Patty and Selma Getting Buck
Click to view No, yo eyes ain't deceiving you, that's the same woman.
Cowboy Sisqo and Miona Ono/Little IG Model on the Prairie (Jibiri and Miona): He's in a band called The Black Serbs, she's Serbian. She dreams of life in LA since that's where Cowboy Sisqo lived when they met, but for budget reasons, they are no in Rapid City, South Dakota. She is not happy. Oh yeah, she may be the reason, his band is on the brink of collapse.
Weirdo Ass Bilal and Sheeda (Bilal and Sheeda): This sorry ass motherfucker got him a C-class Mercedes Benz and a little boat and now thinks that Sheeda may be a gold digger, so to test her what does he do??????????? He takes her to a dilapidated home and tells her it's where she'll live. She for one is shocked by conditions of his home as he flexes with name brands on social media so the math ain't mathing to her. She expresses her dissatisfaction and he "grades" her saying that she failed the test and should be grateful. He then takes her to their real home, which she loves, but apparently he didn't like that she failed his test. Just watch the clip and you'll see why my blood pressure skyrocketed.
Missionary Theater Kid and Guillermo (Kara and Guillermo): These two are probably the most boring because they seem the most stable of the couples. The only real drama we get is that 29 year old Kara, who thinks she's quirkier then she actually is, is older than Guillermo by a grand total of *drumroll please* six years. Guillermo who is a native of Venezuela, has an expired passport, so bureaucratically, he might be dealing with the most ---ish, but TLC isn't here for education.
Emily, Kobe, and Kovan/Covid?????: She was traveling and met this guy and had his kid. She lives on a farm in the middle of Kansas with like three black people in it and she said that while traveling in China, she liked Black guys and "found the one Black guy in China". Ignant heffa. Due to Kovan/Covid-19,Kobe couldn't visit the US, so he hasn't seen his kid in almost two years. And Kobe finally is in the United States, but first he's gotta throw it back
Yve (Pronounced Eve) and 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩: This fuckwad explicitly said he wanted someone like his mother, he's 25 and his momma still cooks his sorry ass all his meals. Goooooorl, you have a job and a son with medical needs, I know didn't adopt a second child.
https://instagram.com/p/Cc8isE_u79H
Oh yeah, this is apparently a returning couple, but I don't know nothing about it.
Season Trailer
Smile, You're on Candid Camera (Men Ain't Shit Edition)
Fuck Dem Kids, I Need The D
All He Brings to the Table is Abs
Patty and Selma Getting Buck