ONTD Original: The 7 Degrees within the KarJenner Family
With the trial of Blac Chyna versus momager Kris Jenner and her clients/daughters Kim, Khloe, and Kylie underway, the public has been reminded of the love triangle between Tyga, Blac Chyna and Kylie. However, it appears the KarJenners' entwinement of personal relationships better resembles a heptagon. Inspired by the 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon, I present the 7 Degrees within the KarJenner family.
Degree #1: Khloe Kardashian
Astrology sign: Cancer 🦀
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Forever living in her older sisters' shadows, it's rare for Khloe to be listed first. I'm granting Khloe this rare privilege because of who the father of her daughter, True, is.
Degree #2: Tristan Thompson
Astrology sign: Pisces 🐟
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Father of three children that have been publicly acknowledged, Tristan has become more well known for his promiscuous behaviour than for his basketball career. His and Khloe's relationship began when Tristan's girlfriend, Jordan Craig, was pregnant with their son, Prince.
Degree #3: Jordan Craig
Astrology sign: Cancer 🦀
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According to the astrology website I used, Jordan Craig is "an instagram model who shows off luxurious fashion and accessories as well as bikini photos on her instagram." Though I_don't_know_her.gif, it appears that Tyga knew her in the biblical sense. They married in September 2010, were separated by October of the same year, and their divorce would be finalized in 2011.
Degree #4: Tyga
Astrology sign: Scorpio 🦂
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Do you remember the song that went like: Rack city bitch, rack rack city, bitch / ten ten ten twenty on yo tities, bitch? It remains one of the few recognizable recordings in the rapper's discography. One might argue that he's better known for how he "got in early" from Kanye's description of how the relationship began when the youngest KarJenner sister was underaged.
Degree #5: Blac Chyna
Astrology sign: Taurus 🐂
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Name dropped in songs by Drake, Nicki Minaj, and Future, Blac Chyna's fame as a skilled stripper would precede her addition to the KarJenner heptagon. Fun fact: Amanda Bynes' facial piercing and fashion were once inspired by her admiration of Blac Chyna's style. Tyga and Blac Chyna share a son, King, and the couple were engaged at one point.
Degree #6: Robert Kardashian
Astrology sign: Pisces 🐟
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Rob's distinction in the KarJenner family is that he's Kris' only son and that his name doesn't start with the letter K. His closest brush with fame came with the spin-off show, Rob & Chyna. Their daughter, Dream, is the only KarJenner grandchild with the last name of Kardashian. Unfun fact: Rob's instagram is managed by Kris because Rob posted revenge porn of Chyna.
Degree #7: Kylie Jenner
Astrology sign: Leo 🦁
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OP Note: It appears that Kylie turned off embeding for her insta, so this is as good as it gets for a current pic of her alone.
The only non-romantic connection in this tangled web that the KarJenners weaved, I'm including Kylie for the sake of the absurdity of this family's interconnected relationships. As noted earlier, Tyga and Kylie were a couple. While there were rumours that Tyga intended to "baby trap" her, Kylie's addition to the dynasty would not include him. Kylie would become pregnant with alleged riot instigator Travis Scott only after 2 months of being together. They share a daughter, Stormi, and a son formally known as Wolf. His current name remains unknown.
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