Twitter board approves Elon Musk buy out for $44 billion

[babarsuhail]

Elon Musk will buy Twitter for $44 billion, as the board unanimously approves his offer https://t.co/gACsPv8td6
- Bloomberg (@business) April 25, 2022

welp!

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Comments

[pisley]

So who is on Mastodon? I gotta fill up my followers with cool peeps!

[therearewords]

This is honestly the third time in my life I hear about it so: what is it?

[umilicious]

It's a Twitter-esque platform that has separate communities/instances you can join vs. one big pool of users. I like it in theory but it's probably not going to work for people wanting a true Twitter experience.

[therearewords]

Aha.

[aeromi]

ugh

[therearewords]

Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

[soulhades]

tumblr's social media domination incoming im telling u guys

[celja]

If only

[theleveebroke]

is porn allowed again yet? I feel like that's the only thing holding it back at this point

[mana_runigha]

That was a genuine loss. Most of the stuff I came across seemed to appeal to women which was nice because it's a drudgery of male-oriented filth out there

[fauxkaren]

why don't you do something good for humanity with that money instead, Elon?

[umilicious]

I keep flopping between "he can't because it's not profitable" and "he actually thinks he is because he's that deluded and egocentric"

Maybe this is a whynotboth.gif situation 🤷🏻‍♀️

[invisiblegirlx]

Apparently he offered the UN billions of dollars to end world hunger if they could give him a plan. The WFP gave him a detailed plan and crickets.

[lolzerz]

why dont people make him respond to this??