Your (Second) Biggest Questions about the 94th Oscars Ceremony, Answered(ish)

[sandstorm]

Oscars: What Was Happening in the ABC Control Room as Will Smith Slapped Chris Rock (EXCLUSIVE) https://t.co/rwYtaG7ESk
- Variety (@Variety) March 28, 2022

Don't let the tweet fool you; There's more about the rest of the ceremony (remember that?) below; Courtesy of ABC's Rob Mills.

Why did they fuck up "We Don't Talk About Bruno" like that?They

Comments

[pumkinbutter]

Everyone talking about Will Smith and Chris Rock and no one is talking about Sir Anthony Hopkins stealthy fart during the Best Actress award presentation!

His smile after is very telling 😏💨

Bravo!

- @KirstenJames_ pic.twitter.com/BjSlY307ip
- The Zone @ 91-3 (@TheZone913) March 28, 2022

[jellycar]

he’s amazing

[melispurple]

Jason Momoa also burped into the mic.

[ruby_chalice]

What in gods name happened this year? Burping, farting, slapping.

Something in the champers? 🍾🥂🥴

[backwardsjoker]

I hate when lil old ppl do the pause before the sneaky fart then a smirk, my grandfather does that too T_T

[frejasface]

Old people really dgaf

[qween_tartii]

hey better out than in. or, as an old aunt of mine used to say, better an empty house than an ill tenant..