Reddit Ask: What celebrity would you marry if they asked you to without any date prior?

[theemii]

reddit user @eeenee asked "What celebrity would you marry if they asked you to without any date prior?" and here are some of the answers, you can read the whole thing at the source.

- Paul Bettany.
"Paul Bettany seems to be a valid choice considering he is married to Jennifer Connelly for 18 years without being a couple prior to proposal."

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Comments

[inkstainedlips]

Lee Pace, Oscar Isaac, and Brie Larson would be instant an yes.

[lavish]

Lee Pace makes my spinster ovaries hurt

[joyriders]

lee pace. fuck.

[deadendqueen16]

Yes Yes Yes

[masktaster]

[unmellow_yellow]

Brie Larson

SO you're okay with a total lack of facial expressions?

[slaughtermatic]

why doesnt she just smile like a nice girl

[unmellow_yellow]

Nope, I don't mean that at all. I mean ANY facial expressions. Her total lack of affect is disturbing.

[slaughtermatic]

It's a an extremely common affect of aspergers and anxiety, so I'm always sad when people say this, as her and I seem to have a ton in common even tho shes never mentioned a diagnosis. I think shes charming in a serious way. If you listen to a podcast or something where shes relaxed with her friends, shes laughing like 90% of the time and aninated. I know you're just making a joke lol, it was funny, but I'm in my feelings obviously.

[unmellow_yellow]

I'm actually not really joking. I had no idea tbh. Wow, this tracks for me too, bc people always asked me why I look so serious, and I thought it was just cultural (in Russia, you only smile when something's funny, otherwise you're thought of as stupid or well, they'll cruelly mock you as being developmentally disabled). But when I left my bio-parents' house, life got better and despite my diagnoses, I laughed a lot and smiled a lot, and I noticed that laughing and smiling made me feel better, so it became a feedback loop

[kansascshuffle]

Not OP but I will not stand for shaming people with no expressions.
Signed, my face.

[sleepy_jaffa]

Yes to Brie!

[plaidpineapple]

Lee. Pace.

[hellicoptajuuce]

i was awakenn to Lee Pace when i was watching Foundation