Reddit Ask: What celebrity would you marry if they asked you to without any date prior?

[theemii]

reddit user @eeenee asked "What celebrity would you marry if they asked you to without any date prior?" and here are some of the answers, you can read the whole thing at the source.

- Paul Bettany.
"Paul Bettany seems to be a valid choice considering he is married to Jennifer Connelly for 18 years without being a couple prior to proposal."

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Comments

[moheetoe]

Keanu Reeves, he has a sexy voice and seems like a cute sweet man. Plus he’s very attractive….in my eyes

[obliquium]

Keanu js a Shakespeare truther, which is just WILD. This conspiracy theory is so easy to disprove, there are numerous records of contemporary playwrights and historical persons of interest talking/bitching about Shakespeare. No one writes to their cousin/friend/lover/ect to complain about someone WHO DOESN'T EXIST (pre-internet).

[curdlesnoots]

I knew there was something wrong with him.

[labhaoise]

What is a Shakespeare truther?

[pin_stripe]

mte, i must know

[lauralisa]

Someone who believes some or all of Shakespeare's works were written by other people.

[moheetoe]

Ohhhh whew
🥴

[likeanunmadebed]

oh okay I was suddenly like, "why didn't my high school teachers tell me he might not have been real"

but this also works

[moheetoe]

I might be tired but honestly lmao I didn’t get this comment at all?!?!

I’m bamboozled

[veal]

The pre-internet disclaimer is killing me because it’s so depressingly true

[erin805]

I knew something had to be wrong with him (like all of us!) and if this is the worst thing about him I can accept that, and my love can change him