ONTD Original: FYC: Best Comment
As your Best Comment 2020 Runner Up, this Black Friday, instead of buying random shit that doesn't matter, how about I remind you of 2021s comments you can nominate for an award that also doesn't matter.
Hm.
Well, anyway, For Your Consideration: Best Comment.
"what a day to be alive! unlike this man, thank goodness"
Imagine it's april 9th, 2021.
The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and Prince Phillip's death has been announced. I say 'death' and not 'he died' because the jury's out on wether he died that day or months ago.
Anyway, laydownhere succintly summed up everyone's thoughts, and got the post off to a good start.
"whatever, straight (derogative)"
.One of 2 Boston Court Jesters was quick to backtrack after an interview came out where he says he "stopped using the F***t word" after his daughter told this grown ass man that it was a hateful word coming from him.
Leaving aside the fact that any words coming from Matt Damon are hateful, tucker said what we were all thinking.
"Look out, Chris Hemsworth and Prince William!
I let out such a horking laugh my phone fell onto the floor of the train and slide 3 rows. Half dozen people saw the photo of Flex Shepherd. I had to switch cars I'm so embarassed."
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I promise, this won't be full of quotes relating to people we hate. But agentsoup calling one half of the Chronic Oversharing Duo ' Flex Shepard' on a whim was unexpected. (TW at the source; Dax Shepard). Now that I've typed his name, I'm sure he'll share something we don't want to hear or read soon enough.
"idk how old barbara is, she might be 80 or a white 55, but there are some old people who are really reckless in the mouth thinking that being ancient is an excuse for talking slick"
Are you a Shark Tank (US) watcher? Just me? Fair enough. Barbara Corcoran leared the hard way to not comment on other people's bodies while visiting The View one day. Ana (someone, I don't watch this), collected her, but not as neatly as sadmagikarp.
"*taps clit* "Is this thing on?""
Un- or Fortunately, depending on who you are, it's Adam Driver fall, and we're just living in it. While "Annette" sems to have fallen from everyone's minds in the face of "House of Gucci" - "The Last Duel" was on no one's mind - we forget that "Annette" was - sigh - ' The first actor in movie musical history to sing an original song while performing cunnilingus".
Real glad I got to type that today! 😟
This is a comment I initially overlooked, but when I found it, it had me laughing for a solid 5 minutes, so thank you, inspiredlunacy.
src: ya'll
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Hm.
Well, anyway, For Your Consideration: Best Comment.
"what a day to be alive! unlike this man, thank goodness"
Imagine it's april 9th, 2021.
The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and Prince Phillip's death has been announced. I say 'death' and not 'he died' because the jury's out on wether he died that day or months ago.
Anyway, laydownhere succintly summed up everyone's thoughts, and got the post off to a good start.
"whatever, straight (derogative)"
.One of 2 Boston Court Jesters was quick to backtrack after an interview came out where he says he "stopped using the F***t word" after his daughter told this grown ass man that it was a hateful word coming from him.
Leaving aside the fact that any words coming from Matt Damon are hateful, tucker said what we were all thinking.
"Look out, Chris Hemsworth and Prince William!
I let out such a horking laugh my phone fell onto the floor of the train and slide 3 rows. Half dozen people saw the photo of Flex Shepherd. I had to switch cars I'm so embarassed."
---
I promise, this won't be full of quotes relating to people we hate. But agentsoup calling one half of the Chronic Oversharing Duo ' Flex Shepard' on a whim was unexpected. (TW at the source; Dax Shepard). Now that I've typed his name, I'm sure he'll share something we don't want to hear or read soon enough.
"idk how old barbara is, she might be 80 or a white 55, but there are some old people who are really reckless in the mouth thinking that being ancient is an excuse for talking slick"
Are you a Shark Tank (US) watcher? Just me? Fair enough. Barbara Corcoran leared the hard way to not comment on other people's bodies while visiting The View one day. Ana (someone, I don't watch this), collected her, but not as neatly as sadmagikarp.
"*taps clit* "Is this thing on?""
Un- or Fortunately, depending on who you are, it's Adam Driver fall, and we're just living in it. While "Annette" sems to have fallen from everyone's minds in the face of "House of Gucci" - "The Last Duel" was on no one's mind - we forget that "Annette" was - sigh - ' The first actor in movie musical history to sing an original song while performing cunnilingus".
Real glad I got to type that today! 😟
This is a comment I initially overlooked, but when I found it, it had me laughing for a solid 5 minutes, so thank you, inspiredlunacy.
src: ya'll
links to comments / posts inline