ONTD Quiz: Which "Flavor of Love" Cast Member Should You Be for Halloween?
You lazy bitches only have two more weeks to plan for Halloween! To help you out, I have graciously taken the liberty to help you figure out which Flavor of Love cast member you should go as.
Take this helpful quiz and all knowledge will be yours.
1. What is one accessory you always grab before you leave the house?
A) My watch
B) My cigarettes
C) My lip chap
D) My basketball sneakers
E) My hair extensions
2. What is your idea of a romantic date?
A) Closing down Red Lobster for just the two (or three, or four) of us
B) Doing a sexy striptease but falling off the stage
C) Sharing a bed with another girl
D) Playing hoops
E) Cooking chicken for bae
3. What would you do to win a competition?
A) I'm the prize for the competition, I don't have to do shit.
B) Mess with my competitors' minds
C) Attack another girl with a flower
D) Triumph with my athletic skill
E) Steal a competitor's clothes
4. What is your favorite meal?
A) Red Lobster
B) Just cigarettes
C) I can't eat right now because my lip chap looks so good
D) Good fried chicken
E) Raw fried chicken
5. What is your favorite music?
A) Public Enemy
B) Beyoncé
C) "Lip Gloss," by Lil Mama
D) "Basketball," by Lil Bow Wow
E) Luther Vandross
6. Describe your outfit.
A) Something baggy with a lot of bling and a crazy hat
B) A mini-dress with heavy fake lashes
C) Ugg boots and lip chap
D) A wifebeater and basketball shorts
E) A couture stripper outfit
7. What are you best known for?
A) My hype
B) Being an icon
C) Beating other bitches' asses
D) My athletic ability
E) Delusion
8. What are you up to now?
A) Being a rich B-lister
B) Being an icon
C) Selling lip chap
D) Being hot
E) Frying chicken
Mostly A's: Flavor Flav
To be Flav, you need the two most obvious accessories: A Viking hat and a giant clock. Then layer on the bling and add a gold grill and...yeaaaaaaaah, boy!
Mostly B's: New York
Congrats, you get to dress like an icon! Cram your body into a mini-dress, pop on some falsies and $800 extensions, and pair it with some New York-themed jewelry. Don't forget your carton of smokes for authenticity!
Mostly C's: Saaphyri
Get you lip chap and Ugg boots ready. Then, pair them with the hugest fake tiddies you can find.
Mostly D's: Hoopz
Grab the skimpiest pair of basketball shorts you can find, some tacky 2000s charm necklaces, and some high-heeled sneaker shoes and you can be Hoopz!
Mostly E's: Hottie
For the cheapest costume of all, you can be Hottie! You can find a wig in a trash can, borrow a negligee from a drunk stripper, and use up the last pair of nasty fake lashes in your vanity.
