Beam Me Up, Bezos: William Shatner is Going to Space

[inkstainedlips]

Star Trek's Captain Kirk is set to boldly go where no actor has gone before. William Shatner will blast off on a Blue Origin capsule on Oct. 12, Jeff Bezos’ space travel company announced. At age 90, Shatner will become the oldest person in space. https://t.co/C8LfZx0zBQ
- The Associated Press (@AP) October 4, 2021
William Shatner at 90 years of age

Comments

[itwalksamongus]

I saw the picture, read "Beam me up" and thought he died. Anyway congrats on not being dead and going to space.

[gillenvillain]

Enjoy riding the Karman rim line dildo, Bill.

[sarahbear1]

I'm real tired of this flagrant use of wealth portrayed as some "fun, cool" thing.

FUCKING SOLVE POVERTY, HOMLESSNESS AND DISEASE YOU FUCKING EVIL INCARNATES.

[fluffybb]

space tourism my ass … these rich fuckers want to research, test a way to flee earth than try to find a way to help … and they are the one that take the most and destroy it. i hope the fucking thing blow up in in launch … sorry not sorry.

[greenfairy_87]

I honestly believe tech billionaires obsessed with space travel want to create a secular Rapture where the rich can live on planets not yet ruined by climate change with robot butlers and uh....there's kind of a super popular video game series explaining why this is a terrible idea

[ishi_chan]

What video game series?

[new_peteland]

What if the purge was real, but you were only allowed to attack billionaires and not only could you simply murder them, you’d legally assume their wealth. With all billionaires at risk, they’d suddenly pay their taxes and redistribute their wealth or be murdered.

Away to write the screenplay.

[therearewords]

Go go go

[tanglespiders]

[new_peteland]

Oh shit! I had no idea.

[raffriff]

Angela Lansbury is 5 years older than him and a million years wiser

[erin805]

She just knows if she goes to space she’ll have to solve the first murder in space and she’s too old for that shit

[raffriff]

If I was an alien and Angela Lansbury came along I would ask her to sing Bobbing along a million times idgaf

[sandstorm]

Is the way to get on a Blue Origin rocket is to be someone we don't want to come back to earth?