Yeah... I had awesome sex with my ex, but he later texted me "I loved your face when you came" and I didn't have the heart to tell him that that never happened. He's a slut though so maybe he's thinking of someone else's face.
My ex bf never understood why I can’t say when I come. He liked to hear the words I’m coming. Sorry but I know that I’m coming after I came. It doesn’t work that way.
Everyone gather around and marvel at how John Mayer just cracked the code on what women want from a relationship: spinach omelets. Who knew it was that simple.
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Wow. The body IS a wonderland!
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Whaaaat a fucking chode.
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When we all know it's post-coital pancakes that are the way to a woman's heart. Just like Prince taught us.
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