BOTCHED: Billionaire Edition - Bezos' New Face!

[shittysoup]

A new monstrous mug to match the monster inside!

Comments

[angriest_girl]

If you’re that loaded and you’re already a minger why would you even bother. It’s not like he can make himself attractive even if he spends every cent he has.

[senshicalico]

it's also like... he's known for hitting the gym and jacking himself up to look like some loser-ass mercenary. That's enough of a veneer for literally the richest man on earth.

[olsens]

to look like some loser-ass mercenary

omfg

[tanglespiders]

I had to scroll up to see if OC mentioned Zuckerberg after that spear-throwing video

Though I suppose he's always tended more prepper than operator

[trekkiepetrelli]

i would just like to thank you for reminding me of how funny the insult "minger" is , takes me back to my high school days haha