Henry Cavill Posted ??Something??

[t_snake]

DarlingssS, the Witcher posted a very convoluted and wordy "stfu" post.

https://instagram.com/p/CO5tndthZWj

Why? People (Deuxmoi) have been speculating that:
-he's in a PR relationship
-she bullied him into going public
-he's bald (?)
Honestly, idk i stopped caring after he went public with his girlfriend

So there you have it, they are happy

Comments

[mandramoddle]

I thought it was a younger sibling at first. 🙃

[smegma]

holy shit, he's dating an adult for once? 2021 is full of plot twists.

[alienjive]

I don’t even pay attention during his movies he thinks Imma read all THAT???

[benihime99]

It's very much the way he talks. He's very pr trained to the point of sounding like a caricature

[mamashan]

I always think he sounds like an alien who prepared for human communication by studying early 20th century society pages or something.

[benihime99]

This is so accurate

[ickyspot]

It's so weird seeing celebrities responding to internet trolls like it will change anything.

[odetothefool]

has it ever actually worked for anyone?

[gloeden2]

It's just giving them what they want. "Oh, Henry noticed me, let me make even MORE negative comments so he'll react again!" It's Social Media 101.

[cosmic_starz]

If celebs really cared about their privacy, they wouldn't be parading their personal lives around on social media- or even have social media public for that matter. (hence why a lot of celebs don't- some apparently value their privacy or whatever semblance of it they can get).

[smegma]

is this the same teenager he was dating before or did he find another one?

op, you might want to add the text under a cut for when he inevitably deletes this mess.

[t_snake]

This OP is the self proclaimed ONTD's hbic of the lazy posters. My love, I ain't typing all that! :D

[violue]

Dear fans and followers, I wanted to make a wee community announcement. I couldn't help but notice that there has been some social animosity of late. It's becoming increasingly prevalent on my feed. There has been lots of, let's call it speculation for now, about my private life and professional partnerships. Now, while I do appreciate the passion and support by those very people who are "speculating", It has come to such a point that I needed to say something, which in itself, is a bad thing. We are living in an age of social enlightenment. More and more, people are realising that their views may have been blinkered and that they need to expand them to encompass others. So, to you out there who are expressing your disdain and showing your displeasure through a surprising variety of ways, it's time to stop. I know it can be fun to speculate, to gossip, and to dive into our own personal echo chambers on the internet, but your "passion" is misplaced, and it causes harm to the people I care about most. Even your most conservative of

[colossusx]

no one with a sound mind says "I am very happy in love, and in life."

he's hiding something!