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irajaxon April 15 2021, 01:15:34 UTC
i can't think of another actor who so desperately tried to distance himself from the role that made him famous by pumping as much ~prestige into his resume but so thoroughly bungle it, only to crawl back to said role. the power of a tank top. his artpop is amazing.

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sandstorm April 15 2021, 01:18:21 UTC
I almost said "He should have pushed for WB and the Wachowskis to make Jupiter Ascending 2" before realizing he was NOT in that movie.

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zoaster_toaster April 15 2021, 02:12:36 UTC
To this day I pretend Eddie Redmayne's Oscar is for Jupiter Ascending.

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maidenhell April 15 2021, 01:37:14 UTC
That tank top ruined everything. I want someone to write a long-form essay about it.

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sailormood April 15 2021, 01:58:11 UTC
I need a thesis!

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scaredsquee April 15 2021, 04:00:41 UTC
i actually almost choked on my drink at this comment lmao thank you

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milkradio April 15 2021, 13:49:09 UTC
Paging Anne Helen Peterson!!!!

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