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itscomicrelief April 6 2021, 20:02:20 UTC
I can't stand how hot and bothered Cavill gets me--he is so fucking fine I want to just greet him buss first and catch a couple liters of thick semen in me.

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missjersey April 6 2021, 20:12:44 UTC
He is way too handsome for his own good. I don't care what ONTD says, he's stupid hot and I don't think I could ever look him in the eyes if we somehow ever crossed paths.

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itscomicrelief April 6 2021, 20:14:21 UTC
People say he's UGLY? Like in what world. Even for white men he is like HOT. His delicious hair tiddies alone

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missjersey April 6 2021, 20:16:18 UTC
Some think he's another basic white dude and while I think that's a fair assessment of some of his acting, his looks? His body? His voice? Hello????

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kerosene_pill April 6 2021, 20:25:35 UTC
As someone who's not generally attracted to him, I don't think he's ugly by any means. I understand that objectively speaking he is like, the epitome of a "perfect" looking man.

But he's such a classic "hot" guy that I'm just very meh on him? It tilts the complete opposite way and it just does nothing for me.

WITH the exception of him as Geralt. The (good) wig, the contacts, the grimey~ness--my uterus is ALL over that. It's enough changes for my brain to go "oh, oh ok yeah this some good shit right here sign me tf up."

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belle_chouette April 6 2021, 20:41:07 UTC
Aesthetically 10/10 but his personality is so stale, which is probably why he dates much younger girls.

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asnindie April 6 2021, 20:47:37 UTC
I personally don't find him attractive but he's in no way ugly. He's an adonis. And his body is perfection.

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villanellesalt April 6 2021, 22:21:39 UTC
Dude is just so perfect looking and symmetrical that it makes him boring.

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reminds me of this gif fried_twinkie April 6 2021, 22:48:50 UTC

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marwari_mettle April 7 2021, 00:48:24 UTC
Him during the Tudors was peak handsomeness. Like the best looking guy I ever did lay my eyes on. Also had the best hair.

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ladygetaway April 7 2021, 14:43:56 UTC
Ughhh yessss. Tudors Henry is hottest Henry, but close second is Witcher Henry @_@

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happypekpek April 6 2021, 20:21:20 UTC
There's a meme of him on insta whispering "good boy, good boy" and yes. SEMEN. ALL OVER ME

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itscomicrelief April 6 2021, 20:25:26 UTC
All over you? I'm talking about internal cumshot, Henny. A cream pie, if you will.

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happypekpek April 6 2021, 20:27:43 UTC
Inside me, all over me, me bathing in it, gargling it. All of it.

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marzipanism April 6 2021, 20:59:05 UTC
Yeah he says stupid shit but God damn is he ever nice to look at. And that white wig.. It works for me. It all works

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zodgory April 6 2021, 21:30:57 UTC
I've said it before, but realizing that I find Cavill extra hot as Geralt is because of my teenage anime crushes was a revelation, LMAO

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