Brad Pitt heartbroken over Angelina Jolie abuse allegation "leak"

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Brad Pitt 'heartbroken' over Angelina Jolie abuse allegation leak https://t.co/BKMDDQfqKh pic.twitter.com/UBs5ToeynP
- Page Six (@PageSix) March 21, 2021

A source close to Brad Pitt that's totally not Brad Pitt's PR team tells Page Six that Brad is absolutely heartbroken by the recent story about his abuse allegations. Also, the kids have been

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[somebellend]

He has taken responsibility for his actions and owned up to his past issues, he’s stopped drinking. The marriage was very passionate and toxic at times and - like all couples - they had fights, but also shared many good times together.

Not just a sentence but a paragraph from the Domestic Abuser's Handbook!

Well I'm convinced.

[munchkin1616]

Oh just stop it. Everyone knows that every relationship is toxic at times and that a non-abuser always gaslights his ex and their children in the media. I don't know why you won't accept that he's a really good guy, which is clear by the way he allowed some good times between their fights which certainly did not get violent because he's super attractive so that means it's just called passion.

To think anything else is obviously just propaganda because white men aren't believed and it's not his fault he was lured to marry someone who has been proven to be evil, I mean, we DID see her horns in some films, so we know she must be!

[somebellend]

ty for actually being satirical enough for me to see it for what it is. Our bleak world has broken me, but not you!

[munchkin1616]

I mean, he's a white guy who was attractive that one time in that movie so we're just gonna need you to lean into that nostalgia and compare it to all of the times she has been in tight dresses or worn dark eye makeup. Based on that alone, it's obvious that this is all made up and even though we accidentally used the word "toxic" in our own defense, we said it was toxic like everyone's relationships, so basically your choices here are to either be pro-brad or to admit that you hate yourself and then really, who can trust you, since that would make you toxic and your opinion meaningless.

TL;DR: he's a white dude in Hollywood so, uh, just buy into what we tell you is true about him. kthanksbye

[somebellend]

You are now my favourite. Please always stay the way you are* <3

*defending the defenceless, the male of the complexion pale, the wrecked by the homewreckers, etc.

[munchkin1616]

<3 Deal <3

And really, it's just a calling... I mean, if I don't speak up for the voiceless, who will defend horrific white men when they get held accounta-----I mean when they get cancel cultured because of special avocado toasted snowflakes who only want to complain about fake problems like racism and global warming?!

I can only encourage everyone to be more mindful; by demanding things like decency, humanity, safety, and respect, you're just being completely selfish. May you someday become less of a millennial and become more focused on the needs of white men, the way God obviously intended. Anything else is just anti-religious and obviously what is causing earthquakes. So save the planet, praise God, and let men go back to being never held accounta---I mean let men be men. Yeah, that.

[somebellend]

I liked Kevin Spacey in things, can I apply to be like one of those ambitious public defenders of sad old men done bad? Will you accept me then, new dad?

[munchkin1616]

Welp, kiddo, it's not that simple. Like marijuana, supporting horrific white men is a gateway drug. You -think- it's just a little kevin spacey and only to celebrate or when you're at a party but before you know it, you'll find yourself in an interstate truck stop bathroom with a Sharpie in your hand scrawling "I <3 scott baio" on the back of the stall door. It's a slippery slope.