ONTD Original EXPOSE: Adam Driver Being Accused of Identify Theft...By Me. #JusticeForJeremySisto

[luvthatdrtywata]

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[fromyourashes]

i've had a ~thing~ for sisto for years and it makes me uncomfortable bc it really started when he played that fucked up murderer in that movie with alicia silverstone (NOT the potential rapist from clueless but the OTHER one he was in with her) and i realized i had a ~thing~ for cute murderers? if only i'd sought therapy back then, i could have saved myself the frustration of my love life.

anyway.

upgrade. also kinda rude bc sisto is hot and adam driver is.......uh. well. to each their own, right?

i couldn't find him attractive in six feet under because his character was basically ME, and i can give myself some self-love but i don't find myself sexually attracted to ME, if that makes sense? jesus, i need coffee or something before coming to ontd

great post op ty ty, i'll put sisto's career in my atheist prayers

[h_wyatt]

This post speaks to my soul and taste (lack of?) because I was definitely crushing on his creepy ass in Clueless.

*sigh* RIP my life and my choices. Drag me, pls.

[fromyourashes]

it's always the dark-haired bad guys for me :( can't drag someone who's next to me in the dirt

[blahblahcakes64]

Sisto was the older guy in Thirteen as well and I felt weird and knew it was wrong but also I thought he was so hot :/

[fromyourashes]

i never actually saw it bc it seemed way too similar to my life as a teen lmao. i wasn't sure how dark it would get so i gave it a pass

i guess it's time to watch it?

[blahblahcakes64]

I watched it sort of by accident when I was about 13/14 while unsupervised at yearly shore vacation-I'm the oldest in that generation, so I think the other cousins were playing/not paying attention. So yeah, it's been a minute as I am in my thirties now, BUT I remember it being incredibly well-acted, compelling, and raw. It is definitely dark, but I didn't feel "scarred" in any way. (I was also a huge goody two shoes so I think I was mostly like "but you're not supposed to do that!")

[my_moloko]

Wow, I don't even remember him in Thirteen. Normally I would just watch it again but I don't think I can handle watching it again.

[iamjohnbeans]

hmm what other actors would fall into the cute murderers (lol) category for you? I think I had a thing for Michael Pitt in Murder By Numbers, but not sure because I googled and...idk haha.

[fromyourashes]

omg pls don't get me started
off the top of my head

killmonger
villanelle
hela (thor)
o-ren ishii
gaston :( (cartoon version god help me)
billy loomis
jd from heathers
seth from 'from dusk 'til dawn'
deacon (blade)
nancy from the craft
when katharine isabelle was on supernatural playing eva?
half of the lost boys

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

there are a lot more

[iamjohnbeans]

LMAO @ cartoon gaston. The heart wants what it wants, who am i too judge?

I am impressed by this list and how thorough it is! killmonger, o-ren and billy loomis were so hot.

A couple more I thought of were Cillian Murphy in Red Eye &
Matthew Goode in stoker
I remember thinking a Bond villain or 2 were hot but I cannot remember exactly.

[fromyourashes]

listen, rogue and wolverine from those old x-men cartoons? they had me questioning myself in a variety of ways lol

killmonger is soooooooooooo fine. so so so fine. and when lucy liu is in anything, i can't focus on anything else. but when she's beating the shit out of someone or something? fuck it, i'm done, lay me to rest.

i haven't seen red eye or stoker but they're on my list!

[fromyourashes]

kiefer, starr, and michael lol

[lreservoirldogs]

Ugh...I had such a crush on Michael Pitt back in the day. Too had irl he's an asshole.