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@SenTedCruz is desperately trying to rebrand from the “inspired a deadly insurrection” motherfucker to the “left my constituents to freeze to death so I could go to Cancun” motherfucker, but luckily he can be both. He’s just that big a motherfucker.
- Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen)
February 18, 2021 Ted Cruz, the junior Senator from Texas, has fled his constituents currently suffering through one of the worst snow storms to hit the state in recent years. Currently, millions of Texans are without power, gas, and water and have been since the beginning of the week. The assumed Zodiac Killer and Confirmed Trump Cuck was spotted leaving the state at the Houston Airport. He has since blamed his leaving the state on his DAUGHTER'S desire for a vacation because they got the week off from school, BECAUSE THERE'S A DEADLY SNOW STORM RAVAGING THE STATE.
God it would be awkward if Ted Cruz supported “Building The Wall” as he quickly migrated to Mexico for refuge from a deadly storm in his state where he is supposed to be the fucking leader...
pic.twitter.com/IWeJacnIEo- Jameela Jamil 🌈 (@jameelajamil)
February 18, 2021 If you’re wondering how far Ted Cruz will go to prove he’s an asshole, it’s 1,800 miles.
https://t.co/EAeejLfQp3- Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler)
February 18, 2021 The internet: we are going to spend the whole entire day talking about what an asshole Rush Limbaugh was. Ted Cruz: Hold my cerveza.
- Colin Hanks (@ColinHanks)
February 18, 2021 If this is true, it should be career-ending.*
(*A sentence we have said hundreds of times in last 4 years)
https://t.co/MDAwswNNBC- Rachel Dratch (@TheRealDratch)
February 18, 2021 SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE ONTD, if you would like to support Texas and have the means to do so, this
link has many local shelters/orgs that need donations. TXontd, please feel to share any links to your personal choices in the comments.
If you would like to file a formal complaint against the Junior Senator from Texas, please go to this
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