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musicnkisses February 7 2021, 19:01:18 UTC
I’ve never seen Edward Scissorhands. Are those not gloves he can’t take off? So his momma let Edward get her pregnant with them scissorhands and then had a baby that came out of her with scissorhands?

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itscaelsday February 7 2021, 19:04:05 UTC
Asking the important questions.

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champagnexdream February 7 2021, 19:10:02 UTC
You beat me to it lol that’s all I can think about!

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rebeljean February 7 2021, 19:14:49 UTC
It was a c-section most likely performed by Edward himself.

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tralexora February 7 2021, 19:17:28 UTC
🤣

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musicnkisses February 7 2021, 19:22:39 UTC
🤮

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mosh February 7 2021, 20:30:26 UTC
he cut the cord and circumcised the kid in one snip haha

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britt_m_89 February 7 2021, 21:46:39 UTC
Nah the kid did it.

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vanouria February 7 2021, 21:50:45 UTC
lmaooooooo

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squidlord February 7 2021, 22:04:22 UTC
Let these people know! Edward is skilled, okay?

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rosytintedflash February 7 2021, 19:21:16 UTC
his mother is lucky to be alive. no wonder he's so sweet to her.

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jellycar February 7 2021, 19:28:56 UTC
lmao so basically edward is created because an inventor was lonely and wanted a son but died before he could complete him, so he’s stuck with scissorhands

winona falls in love with him and then i’m pretty sure he dies? i haven’t watched it in awhile so she probably did what the inventor did and created a better version of him as her son, full circle 🤓

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littleorcs February 7 2021, 19:33:30 UTC
Winona lets the town think he died when they form a mob to go after him but he lives by himself in the mansion for the rest of his life (the story is it never used to snow in the town and the snow is him making ice sculptures up on the hill)

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jellycar February 7 2021, 19:35:23 UTC
ohhh ty!! i completely forgot about all that, my version was probably wishful thinking considering the actor who plays him 🤢

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littleorcs February 7 2021, 19:36:28 UTC
Lololol if only!

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euraylie February 7 2021, 20:48:33 UTC
Yes! And it seems he’s immortal, because Winona is an old woman at the end of the story, but Edward still looks the same. Bittersweet

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