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thespockingdead November 19 2020, 04:06:27 UTC
I've told this story on here before, but when I was young, my older sister told me that if you ever put your fingers in your vagina, they could get stuck and you'd have to go to the hospital. To clarify, she wasn't pranking me - she GENUINELY believed this, has NEVER masturbated, and actually still may believe this!

I figured out that she was dumb and wrong within the week.

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purpleflwr November 19 2020, 04:07:10 UTC
does she have teeth down there or something?

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thespockingdead November 19 2020, 04:09:15 UTC
I have no fuckin idea, but when she was doing fertility treatments and had to put some medication up there, she actually got her HUSBAND TO DO IT FOR HER because she literally will NOT touch her vagina or put things in her vagina.

She's also CRAZY, if you couldn't already tell lmao

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avvien November 19 2020, 04:36:18 UTC
Vagina Dentata!!!!!!!

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credit to Queen of Wands omni_videns November 19 2020, 04:43:07 UTC
What a wonderful phraaaaaase!

Vagina dentata!
Ain't no passing craaaaze!

It means no weiner, for the rest of your days
It's a penis-free, vasectomy,
VAGINA DENTATA!

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scaredsquee November 19 2020, 04:39:38 UTC
this is a thing in the new borat movie lol

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thespockingdead November 19 2020, 23:57:20 UTC
lmao I know, my friend and I were watching together and LOST IT when that plot showed up

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