Adam Driver Confronts John Oliver

[arabian]

So (as many suspected), John Oliver's season-long strangely violent thirst for Adam Driver culminated in the season finale with Driver face-timing him to have a little chat about the bit.

To get you up to speed, here are all of Oliver's Driver-bits (presented backwards for some reason):

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And finally, the confrontation:

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[electricnacho]

I'm a lesbian and the other morning woke up from a dream where I was getting pounded by Driver

AMERICA EXPLAIN!!!

[fernandocolunga]

He’s tall!

[river1728]

Girl, I love me some tall men, but that's one tall man I wouldn't climb.

[fernandocolunga]

Girl same! I was just trying to find a reason for oc

[thespockingdead]

You don't choose the Adam Driver dream; the Adam Driver dream chooses you.

[areyoufauxreal]

Now I’m afraid to fall asleep

[error_this]

I fucking had a dream the other night that he was some sort of intruder and was trying to stab me and my sister and kept pulling my hair back before he stabbed me in the stomach! Unprovoked dream, completely out of the blue. Woke up gasping like WTF

[arabian]

Once the Driver thirst hits, you ain't ever gonna get enough to drink. It'll be 4 years in January for me and I'm going just as hard for the man. I know by all "conventional" standards he's not hot, but gotdamn, I'd ride him seven ways from Sunday and praise every deity while doing so.

[januarysix]

He's a Scorpio

[donaestrangera]

You’re not the first lesbian for Adam Driver; I’ve seen a bunch of lesbians for Adam Driver on Twitter for some reason 😂😂😂

[ebenetwo]

Sis I’m not a lesbian but I like... humans... and I had a sex dream abt him too. I was so confused.

[fromyourashes]

wait wait bc i'm crying
is the insinuation here that adam driver isn't human
lmaoo

[hardcoreninja11]

I can do you one worse.

I've had not one, not two, but THREE dreams where I'm living it up with Post Malone and pregnant with his child. I wake up traumatized every fucking time. Just staring up at the ceiling for a few minutes. My brain has it out for me.

[kerosene_pill]

oh my god i'm so sorry what did you do to deserve this?!