John Mayer once made out with Perez Hilton in front of Jessica Simpson

[tabloidpersona]

Jessica Simpson's friends were 'horrified' after John Mayer passionately kissed Perez Hilton https://t.co/uRF2UMxm6h
- Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) October 7, 2020
Former popular blogger Perez Hilton revealed in his memoir that he once made out with John Mayer in front of his then girlfriend Jessica Simpson

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[slaughtermatic]

not sure if willingly sticking your tongue in perez warrants some sort of mental health sympathy at least. what was he on?

[scullies]

When asked by the interviewer, "Do black women throw themselves at you?", Mayer responds: "I don't think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick."

He's on that white male.

[slaughtermatic]

i know his racism, i know his dick is a goddamn ny institution but what made him crawl into the open maw of the melted lovechild of marilyn manson and hannah montana up there? what madness took him??

[nyse]

PLAYBOY: Among the things we’ve read about you online is this: You’re gay. Have you ever kissed a man?

The only man I’ve kissed is Perez Hilton. It was New Year’s Eve and I decided to go out and destroy myself. I was dating Jessica at the time, and I remember seeing Perez Hilton flitting about this club and acting as though he had just invented homosexuality. All of a sudden I thought, I can outgay this guy right now. I grabbed him and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I have ever put on anybody-almost as if I hated fags. I don’t think my mouth was even touching when I was tongue kissing him, that’s how disgusting this kiss was. I’m a little ashamed. I think it lasted about half a minute. I really think it went on too long.

[scullies]

jesus christ

[slaughtermatic]

goddamn were you right

[healthypanda]

What the shit

[rubie_dubidoux]

oh wow I had no idea that was prompted by THAT question jfc