ONTD Original: [Leaked] Cringeworthy Communications: A Retrospective
While resident "rope enthusiast" Armie Hammer and his Kitten may have had their tea milk spilled over the summer, they are not the first, nor certainly will be be the last to have their cringeworthy communications leaked to the world. Please join me in this awkward and amusing stroll down TMI lane.
Jeff Bezos to Lauren Sanchez
"I want to tuck you in slowly" & "I want to breathe you in"
Shortly after the texts were released by the National Enquirer, Bezos and his then wife, MacKenzie, announced their divorce.
Prince Charles to Camilla Parker Bowles
"Oh god. I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!" Prince Charles then went on to joke that he would turn into Tampax in order to fulfil his desire.
Charles and Camilla met at a polo match 1970 and began dating. Once Charles was called off to navel duty,
Camilla moved on and got married to Andrew Parker Bowles. Throughout both their respective marriages the two remained in a relationship, finally making their public debut in 1999, two years after the death of Princess Diana.
David Boreanaz to Rachel Uchitel (better known for being one of Tiger Wood's mistresses)
"OMG !!! I can't wait to F--K you!" & "I want my puma soooooo bad, you are soooo f--ing HOT!!!"
David was carrying out this affair while his wife, Jamie Bergman, was pregnant with their second child. Despite having a few public affairs, Jamie decided to stick it out and the two went to couples counselling.
Tiger Woods to Joslyn James
"I will wear you out" & "I would love to have the ability to make you sore"
Apparently this was a line that Tiger often used with his mistresses. He really missed the opportunity to say, "I like big putts and I cannot lie."
Shaq to Dominica Westling
"O my god were r u can i have u bak i miss u to whts yur number pls baby i want u bak do u love me"
Dominica was just one of the women Shaq was hooking up with while married to ex-wife Shaunie O'Neal. No word on if he always typed like this and if that set the mood for his lovers.
ONTD, fav leaked texts/convos?
**Edited to say that I removed Olivia Munn since some users expressed discomfort with it. Clearly I wasn't thinking!
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Jeff Bezos to Lauren Sanchez
"I want to tuck you in slowly" & "I want to breathe you in"
Shortly after the texts were released by the National Enquirer, Bezos and his then wife, MacKenzie, announced their divorce.
Prince Charles to Camilla Parker Bowles
"Oh god. I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!" Prince Charles then went on to joke that he would turn into Tampax in order to fulfil his desire.
Charles and Camilla met at a polo match 1970 and began dating. Once Charles was called off to navel duty,
Camilla moved on and got married to Andrew Parker Bowles. Throughout both their respective marriages the two remained in a relationship, finally making their public debut in 1999, two years after the death of Princess Diana.
David Boreanaz to Rachel Uchitel (better known for being one of Tiger Wood's mistresses)
"OMG !!! I can't wait to F--K you!" & "I want my puma soooooo bad, you are soooo f--ing HOT!!!"
David was carrying out this affair while his wife, Jamie Bergman, was pregnant with their second child. Despite having a few public affairs, Jamie decided to stick it out and the two went to couples counselling.
Tiger Woods to Joslyn James
"I will wear you out" & "I would love to have the ability to make you sore"
Apparently this was a line that Tiger often used with his mistresses. He really missed the opportunity to say, "I like big putts and I cannot lie."
Shaq to Dominica Westling
"O my god were r u can i have u bak i miss u to whts yur number pls baby i want u bak do u love me"
Dominica was just one of the women Shaq was hooking up with while married to ex-wife Shaunie O'Neal. No word on if he always typed like this and if that set the mood for his lovers.
ONTD, fav leaked texts/convos?
**Edited to say that I removed Olivia Munn since some users expressed discomfort with it. Clearly I wasn't thinking!
Source:
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