ONTD Original: Celebrities as Items from the Pier 1 Going Out of Business Sale
This empty vessel's worth depends on what you put into it. Pier 1 says the hand-painted stoneware is "perfect for putting your valuables on a pedestal" - and what Chris Evans fan doesn't love a pedestal?
Though Shailene Woodley didn't call herself a feminist until 2017, she's a longtime environmental activist and climate advocate. We can't all have Shailene's deep connection to nature. If local animals refuse to make it for you, this manmade placemat will be a fine substitution.
Pier 1's copywriter tells me that if you keep this piece on your desk, "you’re never alone." I have doubts about the quality of their companionship, though; they're obviously friends of Narcissus.
This wooden American flag tabletop word art and its Chris Pratt energy need no explanation.
Alyssa Milano is just one example of pale pink actresses who have paper-thin skin. Like tissue paper after a baby shower, there's no shortage of hypersensitive white women in Hollywood.
There's no deeper meaning here, I just think this pillow looks like the Olsens and has the same 'fuck off' energy.
Miranda Otto's work elevates her to a level of class this braided plate(!!!) could never hope to achieve, but it does echo the green gowns and blond plaits she wore as Rohan's Éowyn.
This might be a stretch, but it's a stretch I'm willing to make for Ben Barnes. The Darcey headboard is reminiscent of the one he white-knuckled in 2009's classic flop Dorian Gray and I for one appreciate the chance to recreate that scene on a budget.
SOURCE: Pier 1's website.
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