Artemis Fowl review: An elf and safety nightmare
https://t.co/bHyKd9j6Ba- Angle News (@angnwz)
June 11, 2020 - Some of Book!Artemis comes through, sometimes it's this completely 'nice' movie version.
- The acting is fine though.
Currently sitting pretty at
31 on Metacritic 😳 and
15% on Rotten Tomatoes 😩
Artemis Fowl review: Eoin Colfer’s book has been paddywhacked
https://t.co/0B6LZ7tW4I via
@IrishTimesCultr- Irish Times Culture (@IrishTimesCultr)
June 11, 2020My favorite line from this is "Elsewhere, for reasons this reviewer failed to establish, an evil hooded figure lurks in a dark space". I already known who that figure is, and they're not supposed to be here.
REVIEW:
#ArtemisFowl Is a Failed Attempt at a Fantasy Franchise
https://t.co/om73nYNqnm pic.twitter.com/j2KkxrFllT- Comic Book Resources (@CBR)
June 11, 2020"The question of who, precisely, has been awaiting this movie is difficult to answer," 😔, they also call it Dead on Arrival.
Review:
#ArtemisFowl Is One Of The Worst Young Adult Fantasy Movies Ever via
@Forbes by
@ScottMendelson https://t.co/RtEf9deknk- Scott Mendelson (@ScottMendelson)
June 11, 2020 I refuse to believe it's worse that "Cirque Du Freak!" He also calls it rushed.
‘Artemis Fowl’ on Disney Plus: Film Review
https://t.co/sW36kuNVvz pic.twitter.com/rLR6zT1eKz- Variety_Film (@Variety_Film)
June 11, 2020 Says 'Mulch Diggums looks like Hagrid but acts like Jack Black'
'Artemis Fowl': Film Review
https://t.co/RuhPoFv3ws- THR Movies (@THRmovies)
June 11, 2020"not as clunky as 'The Nutcracker and the Four Realms'" Talk about damning with faint praise.
Artemis Fowl review - Judi Dench gruffs it out amid rogue fairies
https://t.co/obfb9EXeP0- Guardian culture (@guardianculture)
June 11, 2020"Judi Dench is cool though" well, is it better or worse than "CATS"?
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