ONTD Original: Songs You’d Hear In A H&M Dressing Room

[stewie_e]

Comments

[mayjailer]

this song continues to haunt me years on from the one season i worked at uniqlo:

[mayjailer]

along with:

[sitakhet]

lmao I just love the group of random dudes on the left who were just walking and then stopped to watch like "wtf is this shit"

[zoaster_toaster]

Rihanna's Umbrella and Don't Stop the Music will forever remind me of my time working at Express during college because the store played them ad nauseum. I also grew to abhor this ditty during every holiiday season I worked there:

[nutmegdealer]

this is such a bad christmas song.

[zoaster_toaster]

I tend to hate most Christmas music (especially made by pop artists as an easy cash grab) but this fucking GRATES.

[also_loled_irl]

But the LALALALALA part is so catchy !

[misscrystal]

Christmas pop music is already pretty low effort, but this is like they didn't even try.

[nutmegdealer]

exactly, so lazy.

[alienjive]

What

[stewie_e]

When I worked at Abercrombie & Fitch, I was always impressed with how they always managed to find Christmas remixes of any artist for their holiday playlists.

I don’t remember an edm / house version of 8 Days... being in the mix. It should have been tho.

[mayjailer]

omg i worked at uniqlo during the holidays and they would alternate between regular pop and awful holiday pop like this, justin bieber's "mistletoe," etc. i die.

[burntxtoashes]

jess glynne is always who i think of when i think of 'dressing room' music. especially in the UK.

[false_hate]

This was almost always the warm up song at my spin class from 2013 to 2015.

[off_daze]

A friend of mine gave me a free ticket to a Matthew Hussey talk. It was seven hours long. He would periodically play this song and get all the women in the audience to dance to it in order to keep the energy up. Truly a cult-like experience.

[im_not_kyokyo]

OMG 😂 just imagining this is torture! What exactly is the point of his retreats? He seems like a scumbag