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thespockingdead April 18 2020, 17:28:29 UTC
LMAO this post is straight out of a noughties Taylor Swift song. She’s an actress (whoa) better known for things she does on the mattress (whoa) TBH!

Also, Rose, girl. He cheats on you all the time. This isn’t new. Not going to let anyone steal her man?? Sis. He’s been willingly stolen, shoplifted, thieved, heisted, disappeared, lifted, boosted, hamburglered, pirated, pinched, looted, ransacked, sticky-fingered, pickpocketed, jacked, five-finger discounted, klepto’d, dine and dashed, bootlegged, and swiped. He sucks, Rose.

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tadpool April 18 2020, 19:38:29 UTC
lol irl

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bluestoplights April 18 2020, 19:40:19 UTC
five-finger discounted!!!!!!!!

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cgoblin April 19 2020, 00:48:18 UTC
ahahahha

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lolitalockheart April 18 2020, 19:45:37 UTC
This is beautiful lmao

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vaels April 18 2020, 20:09:21 UTC
absolute comment of the year material right here omg lmao

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blahblahcakes64 April 18 2020, 21:10:26 UTC
COTY material

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winegums April 18 2020, 21:46:20 UTC
I'm going to second that Comment of the Year nom rn

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justice4harambe April 18 2020, 21:56:29 UTC
SCREAM IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS, SIS


... )

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loveology101 April 20 2020, 20:15:12 UTC
LMAO I love that she has a megaphone AND a mic

You are gonna listen today!

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insomniachobs April 18 2020, 23:46:59 UTC
God bless you and your thesaurus for this post

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bellwetherr April 18 2020, 23:50:35 UTC
lmao this comment

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cgoblin April 19 2020, 00:52:12 UTC
hahaha dined and dashed; i appreciate the thorough ocd completism of this post

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m_h_p April 19 2020, 11:30:12 UTC
Personally I'm a fan of klepto'd

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