90 Day Fiancé 7.4 "Syngin Finally Meets the Not So She-Shear She-Shed!" Recap
Click to viewShe-Sheer She Shed and Ronald’s Neigbah: Is she holding her phone in her hand against the steering wheel? They go back to Connecticut - I wonder how far she is from Michael. SOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE SHE-SHED is not SHE-COMPLETED. Did this loser just say he needed to suck up and gave him orders to do? It reminds me of a quote that OP read in a textbook in how shit Americans view immigrants … “They told me the streets are paved with gold. They aren’t paved with gold, they aren’t paved at all. And they want me to pave them.” Honestly She-Broke is a Grade A asshole.
The Sleazy Sommelier and A Young Woman Who Desperately Needs to Get Away from Him: His children are being very accepting of Juliana which is incredibly endearing. Also someone clean up The Colonizer Pervert’s apartment. Those children are incredibly bright and I want nothing but the best for them which is probably in large part to their mother and not their perpetually sweaty, dirty (literally and figuratively) to their momma. Yes sis rolled up in the Audi Q7 and Timbalins ready to make ha demands. Yes sis said she wasn’t competing because she didn’t have the time, energy or need - come on sistah, OP needed this empowerment talk! She’s in the talking head WITH DEM! This white woman is serving so many power moves and OP is leaning into it!
The Bee Keepers: OP: How can these morons say they’re in love when they can’t even have a basic fucking conversation about pizza? Also OP: Biiiiiiish they keep bees - it was meant to fucking be(e). However, he doesn’t think she’s good at it. They have a wedding show with her friends and a lot of the conversations were stunted.
The Rideshare and Shawty: We meet Druscillo’s grandparents who really didn’t know much about Anny. This redhead who looks like a Desperate Housewife understudy takes Anny and her Amazing Hair for a chat. Soooooooooooooooo this white woman just straight up blurts out she does adult films. OP had a heart attack at this mention, so she went to the ER, recovered and is now completing this post from her hospital bed. Desperate Housewife gets on her Mother Pedro and thinks Anny is harvesting whatever American coins Rideshare allegedly has. Where is Druscillo’s shirt? She confronts him Godfather style with pics of his exes - FIVE KIDS WITH FOUR WOMEN!
White Future and The Duolingo Failure: Not here.
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New Loser and New Eastern European Lady: Her visa is delayed so he’s going to see ha. Also just happy for the age appropriateness. Her friend thinks that Mike isn’t rich so he’s not worthy like Natalie’s ex-husband. But it seems like Antithesis of Maria really likes Rubix Cube head and her momma likes him too. She really, really wants babies.
Sisqo and Iggy Azalea: Oh ya know that whole, I faked my location on the dating app - I’m not in US. Kids, we’re going to Finland! Also ha sistah is in LA already. The Muppet Lip Fillers and His Awkwardness are just boring OP. She always needs a fucking nap.
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