CBS Television planning a gritty, mystery reboot of 'Clueless'

[tabloidpersona]

EXCLUSIVE: A new, dramatic take on #Clueless will be centered around the Dionne character played in the movie and the 1996 series adaptation by Stacey Dash https://t.co/0PWeOfRwp3
- Deadline Hollywood (@DEADLINE) October 17, 2019
CBS Television Studios have released details of their upcoming 'Clueless' reboot - and fans are totally buggin

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[alienjiive]

Vom!

[nanacon]

Let me attempt to translate.

A woman of color playing a girl of color, who is not too dark but just dark enough for us to say we're inclusive of all races, and she is also bisexual because we need to appeal to the young millennials and gen z, but still need a hetero endgame because we are uncomfortable, and she wears pastel colors to denote innocence, but you can be sure that innocence will so be lost because SEX, but we also want someone who looks almost pre-pubescent because grown women behaving like little girls is cute. We want that cuteness corrupted. But she's overall a basic white girl with a dark tan.

[flowerssleeping]

will i. marlene king be writing this

[stewie_e]

lol. She would.

[williammiller]

[edie]

mte

[vespertinev]

Lmao

[patrioticguy]

That sounds like Veronica Mars with a Clueless name drop.

How about a Hardy Boys where one has to investigate the murder of the other! Gold
,Jerry , gold!

[lovedforaday]

you know that hardy boys reimagining is already in the pipeline.

[nanacon]

I suppose as a spinoff of the Nancy Drew? If it does well.

[aaronnyc89]

[sandstorm]

A baby pink and bisexual blue-tinted, tiny sunglasses-wearing, oat milk latté and Adderall-fueled look at what happens when the high school queen bee Cher disappears and her lifelong No. 2 Dionne steps into Cher’s vacant Air Jordans. How does Dionne deal with the pressures of being the new most popular girl in school, while also unraveling the mystery of what happened to her best friend, all in a setting that is uniquely 2020 L.A.

[alienjiive]

Lmao

[vespertinev]

Lol