Orlando Bloom Admits His Penis Is "Not That Big" As Nude Photos Suggest

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[trendsnational]

LOL @ this post, im coming back later to see the results. 😂

[whysogayprop8]

But like... Who were these people that said it was big?

He ain't tellin us anything new.

Its cute at least.

im back a few days later to see results lol

[ext_3702912]

im bout 7 inchs guess everybody wants my dick size WHO KNEW LOL

[korralin]

6-8 is prob the sweet spot
also foreskin>>>>>

[zoaster_toaster]

My father once told me it'd be great for marry a Jewish guy because Jewish guys try harder in bed due to lack of foreskin. This was part of a response to a question I had about a stats question in college.

[yeezus_christ]

uh, was your father shading your ability to understand statistics and insinuating you should marry a jewish man not only for stability but also for sexual satisfaction...?

[zoaster_toaster]

No, the stats question mentioned Muslim and Jewish circumcision and I didn't know Muslims also circumsized and asked my dad about that. The follow up was fucking random. (And my parents don't tend to give a shit whether I married outside our family's Jewish bubble.)

[zoaster_toaster]

I'm straight and enjoy sex with men and firmly believe penises are unsightly abberations upon the eye. If we were all created in God's image, God gave up on male genitalia.

[yeezus_christ]

that's fair. i love a good looking penis, but i also like campari so...

also, these measurement delineations are very strange. it should be:

under 5", 5" - 6.5", 7" - 9", 9.5" and over

[zoaster_toaster]

"A good looking penis" sounds like an oxymoron to me lol.

[mzgrottesca]

mte lmao lord

[3rdattemptuser]

it wasn't even big lmao. white girls/gays think 5 inches is a big pink dick istg

[nutmegdealer]

same. it looks regular.

[rhenna_navi]

uhh not gays sis, most gays are size queens.

[cbluechicken]

I was about to say. Gay men are such size queens

[alienjiive]

He definitely fluffed.

[hotties_chicken]

i thought so too, bb

[whitegirlthin]

Ofc he did. He knew the paparazzi were there. Wouldn't be surprised if they called the pap(s) themselves...

[lloyd_llewellyn]

You can actually see him tug it in the photos lmao. It was all for the show. He obviously knew he was being filmed.