ONTD Original: Male Celebrities That Just Really Grind ONTD’s Gears: Boston Trash Edition

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They’re the complete opposite of ONTD Boyfriends. The men that just the mere mention of their name gets ONTD worked up as a whole. While I continue to slowly but surely work on Part II of this post with your feedback (due sometime next month), I bring you this spin-off post suggested by felicityhaircut! This is truly their original, I’m just the mouthpiece.

Here are 6 Massholes that just really grind ONTD’s gears collectively for various reasons.

Tom Brady


Reason(s) ONTD hates him: Had a red “Make America Great Again” cap in his locker.

Likely supports Trump.

Insufferable wins every year at the Super Bowl.

Doesn’t like Strawberries.

Won’t retire. Etc.



Mark Wahlberg


Reason(s) ONTD hates him: Racist and violent past. In 1988, Wahlberg physically attacked and assaulted a Vietnamese man calling him racist profanities.

He tried to file a petition seeking to have that 1988 assault and robbery conviction permanently cleared from his record.

He’s a shit actor. Etc.

Matt Damon


Reason(s) ONTD hates him: A myriad of terrible thoughts and opinions like this.

His production company’s lack of diversity and talking over a WoC.

Dane Cook


aw, a cute father and daughter phot...wait what?

Reason(s) ONTD hates him: Started dating someone when they were a teenager. He’s now 47, she’s 20...a *gulp* 27 year age difference.

He’s not even funny.

Esta feo.

A 2-for-1!
Ben and Casey Affleck


Reason(s) ONTD hate them: Both are predators and sexually harassed women, yet seemingly continue to have careers unscathed.

Both gave weak ass apologies. See here and here.

Ben was a weak Batman.

Casey won an Oscar despite all of this. He ultimately pulled out of presenting the Best Actress Oscar at the 2018 ceremony.

Note: This version was a bit more heavy for OP compared to the previous post, Part II will be more like Part I and continue to be more about our petty hate for certain male celebs and less about abusive assholes. Hope that’s cool.

Sources: My memory, felicityhaircut, & 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7