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scriptedending June 5 2019, 00:37:35 UTC
So many jokes about this already

Each float in the straight pride parade is 10 guys explaining a different Coen brothers movie to you.
- Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) June 5, 2019

You can’t have a Straight Pride Parade. Parades are inherently gay. Embrace it.
- Ronald Funches (@RonFunches) June 4, 2019

boston straight pride parade u have to come in costume as your favorite mark wahlberg character everyone walks around ordering a cranberry juice at a bar and saying how do u like them apples ........ madness
- hunter harris (@hunteryharris) June 4, 2019

but seriously... fuck these clowns. And good on Smashmouth, tbh!

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ext_2796703 June 5 2019, 00:39:38 UTC
There should be a line of old men riding golf carts and soccer moms driving SUVs.

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luvthatdrtywata June 5 2019, 00:41:47 UTC
I love Hunter but bb girl leave the vodka cran out of this, that is a delicacy!!

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champagnexdream June 5 2019, 00:42:00 UTC
Lmaoooo the Coen Bros tweet 😂

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yussamahal June 5 2019, 00:38:14 UTC
Shit like this is hilarious and sad all at the same time.

Straight men (let's be honest, we know who's organizing this) are so fucking triggered every second they're not they center of attention.

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saintclaire87 June 5 2019, 00:39:06 UTC
Yes Smash Mouth.

The straight pride parade will be mostly men because very few women will get to come.
- The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 4, 2019

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champagnexdream June 5 2019, 00:42:56 UTC
LOLLLLLL

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sandstorm June 5 2019, 00:44:24 UTC
HA

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andisprohi June 5 2019, 00:56:28 UTC
dead

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polynucleotide June 5 2019, 00:39:38 UTC
i love the little "patriotic" line he had to shove in there just so we all know their true intentions.

run them all over.

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eveofrevolution June 5 2019, 00:39:42 UTC
edie June 5 2019, 00:51:10 UTC
I love walking on the sun unironically

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video_drome June 5 2019, 01:26:01 UTC
Me too!

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edie June 5 2019, 01:45:24 UTC
taste!

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