Khloe Kardashian Says Tristan Thompson to Blame for Breakup, Not Jordyn Woods

[saintclaire87]

Khloe Kardashian has had a change of heart: "This was Tristan's fault." https://t.co/x06zna8EAN
- E! News (@enews) March 2, 2019

Follow up to this post. After being dragged on Twitter for blaming Jordyn Woods for breaking up her family, Khole has a change of heart. She now puts the blame on Tristian.

This has been an awful week & I know everyone

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[syntheses]

A "bird" is a derogatory form for chick. It's usually used to indicate "bird-brained" behavior. It comes from chickenhead (or maybe even chicken, which is also an old ass gay term meant for a young, naive, possibly newly gay man) which is just a term used to mock the motions of giving head.

Anyways, bird is considered like a non-sexual variant of that word (and i've seen men get called birds on twitter too) just meant to denote someone so simply minded they have the intellect of your average passerine.

Calling someone a whole pterodactyl in this case is meant to note that Khloe is so birdlike and archaic in her presentation of shaming the woman, that it goes far beyond your average bird like behavior. She's like a super big bird that really stands out with the brazenness but also ineffectiveness of the tactic (possibly referring to the extinction of pterodactyls).

The insult is really effective because they're so many angles where it can fit, and because she didn't give an actual definition or reason of approximiation to that specific species, we just gotta speculate on why she's the a pterodactyl. In fact, given the kardashian influence in "influencer" culture, she might be calling her a proto-bird meaning all other birds are gonna follow in her example

[weasleyswit]

Thank you for the explanation!

[pikapika217]

LIVING for this thesis sis!

[misato]

comment of the year nominee imo

[gettyupcowboy]

This academic answer for that question I love all of it

[megisthesex]

this is a comment hall of fame moment <3

[queenhinata]

i'm living for this explanation especially the last paragraph lol!

[nene718]

lmaooooo

[problematic]

damn! lmao

[eightball]

this is the kind of in-depth commenting i am here for.

[mingemonster]

omg

[therearewords]

Only thing missing here is some APA sourcing. LOVES IT.

[syntheses]

as a bored biologist trying to find a career you have no idea how hard it was to not go all full MLA on this comment

[therearewords]

I see you, I feel you.

[veep_throat]

I love this

[ty]

Well, damn!

And then I had to google passerine!