12 Crazy Stories of 2018
There's less than one week left in 2018, so how about a trip down memory lane? Here's a look back at 12 of the more, uh, interesting stories we've discussed on ONTD this year.
WHO BIT BEYONCE?
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Back in March, everyone was trying to figure out who was the actress that, according to Tiffany Hadish, allegedly bit Beyonce. In one of the many posts we had about the mystery, several actresses were asked if they were the one responsible. One of the funnier responses came from Shirley MacLaine's people, who stated: “No, Shirley did not bite anything. She’s 83 years old, for God’s sake.”
PEOPLE WANTED TO F*CK THE "LOST IN SPACE" ROBOT!
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Good morning to the Lost In Space Robot's butt and no one else. pic.twitter.com/zuCRMBMmES
- Plastic Man (@Almondrobopanda) May 1, 2018
I don't know what else to say about this.
LIL XAN HOSPITALIZED AFTER HOT CHEETOS OVERDOSE
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He posted on his Instagram about the medical emergency, saying, "I just want to let everybody know that I was in the hospital, not due to any drugs, but I guess I ate too many hot Cheetos." Apparently he ate too many and puked blood.
QUINCY JONES GAVE A WILD INTERVIEW
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Actually he gave two interviews, where he claimed, among other things, that he was supposed to be at Sharon Tate's house the night she got murdered, that Marlon Brando slept with James Baldwin, Richard Pryor, and Marvin Gaye, and that he knows who killed Kennedy. The other ONTD post can be read here.
THE AUBREY O'DAY/DT JR. AFFAIR EXPOSED
ONTD POST HERE
In 2011, Aubrey was on Celebrity Apprentice. Human garbage Donald Trump, Jr, pursued her and reportedly told Aubrey that he was separating from his wife. It all got exposed this year. FYI, we also had this post, "Did Aubrey O'Day post photos of Donald Trump Jr's feet in bed when they were having an affair?".
GRIMES AND ELON MUSK ARE A COUPLE; ALSO ALL THAT CRAZINESS WITH AZEALIA BANKS
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Grimes was in a lot of ...interesting posts this year. There was the announcement of her dating Elon, linked above, but there was also her tweeting about hentai. And then there was Azealia Banks waiting for Grimes at Elon's house for DAYS. In the follow-up post Azealia claimed that they wanted her in a threesome, and talks about his dick and accent here.
"MY BOYFRIEND IS A BEAR" GETS MOVIE RIGHTS
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Pamela Ribon's graphic novel "My Boyfriend Is a Bear" will soon (IDK when tbh) be coming to a theater near you.
THAT WHOLE "BIG DICK ENERGY" THING
ONTD POST HERE
"Big Dick Energy" was inspired by Ariana Grande telling everyone via Twitter that her then-boyfriend, Pete Davidson, was a good 10 inches. After that, way too many people began speculating and debating who has "BDE". (ETA: Tidbit from djbbgoose: "bde was coined by twitter user imbobswaget in reference to Anthony Bourdain, it just gained popularity after NyMag used it in reference to pieter davidsön".)
THE BACHELOR DUMPS HIS FIANCE FOR THE RUNNER-UP
ONTD POST HERE
This year's The Bachelor finale was absolutely bonkers: Arie decided to break things off with Becca, who he had proposed to, to be with Lauren, the runner-up who he had dumped. Of course they did the break-up on camera and it was, unsurprisingly, super gross (but made for a really fun viewing post.)
NATURAL FOOD BLOGGER'S COOKBOOK RECALLED BECAUSE OF TOXIC INGREDIENTS
ONTD POST HERE
Blogger/Instagrammer Johnna Holmgren published a cookbook, Tales From A Forager's Kitchen, which featured toxic ingredients such raw morel mushrooms and raw elderberries, which can cause illness. Following an intense backlash, publication of the cookbook has been discontinued.
DAVID SCHWIMMER DIDN'T ROB THAT STORE
ONTD POST HERE
A man robbed a beer store in the UK. Following the release of the store's security cam footage, everyone noticed a similarity between the robber and actor David Schwimmer.
CAT CRASHES THE CATWALK
ONTD POST HERE
Let's end this review with some feline adorable-ness. At the end of October, a stray cat in Istanbul crashed The 2018 Esmod International Fashion Show. And she (or he) walks so much better than Kendall!
FUN STORIES THAT DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT, but are worth remembering!: There is now lady friendly Doritos! / People thought Little Italy was a fake movie / Kanye says he would smash Kim's sisters / Lena Dunham asks: Tim or Noah? / Soulja boy released a gaming console and other questionable electronics / "bowsette" became a thing / Rami Malek had a viral fan encounter
SOURCES: ONTD posts linked throughout
Icons in graphic made by Good Ware from www.flaticon.com and used under a Creative Commons license.
Thanks for a fun year, ONTD!
WHO BIT BEYONCE?
ONTD POST HERE
Back in March, everyone was trying to figure out who was the actress that, according to Tiffany Hadish, allegedly bit Beyonce. In one of the many posts we had about the mystery, several actresses were asked if they were the one responsible. One of the funnier responses came from Shirley MacLaine's people, who stated: “No, Shirley did not bite anything. She’s 83 years old, for God’s sake.”
PEOPLE WANTED TO F*CK THE "LOST IN SPACE" ROBOT!
ONTD POST HERE
Good morning to the Lost In Space Robot's butt and no one else. pic.twitter.com/zuCRMBMmES
- Plastic Man (@Almondrobopanda) May 1, 2018
I don't know what else to say about this.
LIL XAN HOSPITALIZED AFTER HOT CHEETOS OVERDOSE
ONTD POST HERE
He posted on his Instagram about the medical emergency, saying, "I just want to let everybody know that I was in the hospital, not due to any drugs, but I guess I ate too many hot Cheetos." Apparently he ate too many and puked blood.
QUINCY JONES GAVE A WILD INTERVIEW
ONTD POST HERE
Actually he gave two interviews, where he claimed, among other things, that he was supposed to be at Sharon Tate's house the night she got murdered, that Marlon Brando slept with James Baldwin, Richard Pryor, and Marvin Gaye, and that he knows who killed Kennedy. The other ONTD post can be read here.
THE AUBREY O'DAY/DT JR. AFFAIR EXPOSED
ONTD POST HERE
In 2011, Aubrey was on Celebrity Apprentice. Human garbage Donald Trump, Jr, pursued her and reportedly told Aubrey that he was separating from his wife. It all got exposed this year. FYI, we also had this post, "Did Aubrey O'Day post photos of Donald Trump Jr's feet in bed when they were having an affair?".
GRIMES AND ELON MUSK ARE A COUPLE; ALSO ALL THAT CRAZINESS WITH AZEALIA BANKS
ONTD POST HERE
Grimes was in a lot of ...interesting posts this year. There was the announcement of her dating Elon, linked above, but there was also her tweeting about hentai. And then there was Azealia Banks waiting for Grimes at Elon's house for DAYS. In the follow-up post Azealia claimed that they wanted her in a threesome, and talks about his dick and accent here.
"MY BOYFRIEND IS A BEAR" GETS MOVIE RIGHTS
ONTD POST HERE
Pamela Ribon's graphic novel "My Boyfriend Is a Bear" will soon (IDK when tbh) be coming to a theater near you.
THAT WHOLE "BIG DICK ENERGY" THING
ONTD POST HERE
"Big Dick Energy" was inspired by Ariana Grande telling everyone via Twitter that her then-boyfriend, Pete Davidson, was a good 10 inches. After that, way too many people began speculating and debating who has "BDE". (ETA: Tidbit from djbbgoose: "bde was coined by twitter user imbobswaget in reference to Anthony Bourdain, it just gained popularity after NyMag used it in reference to pieter davidsön".)
THE BACHELOR DUMPS HIS FIANCE FOR THE RUNNER-UP
ONTD POST HERE
This year's The Bachelor finale was absolutely bonkers: Arie decided to break things off with Becca, who he had proposed to, to be with Lauren, the runner-up who he had dumped. Of course they did the break-up on camera and it was, unsurprisingly, super gross (but made for a really fun viewing post.)
NATURAL FOOD BLOGGER'S COOKBOOK RECALLED BECAUSE OF TOXIC INGREDIENTS
ONTD POST HERE
Blogger/Instagrammer Johnna Holmgren published a cookbook, Tales From A Forager's Kitchen, which featured toxic ingredients such raw morel mushrooms and raw elderberries, which can cause illness. Following an intense backlash, publication of the cookbook has been discontinued.
DAVID SCHWIMMER DIDN'T ROB THAT STORE
ONTD POST HERE
A man robbed a beer store in the UK. Following the release of the store's security cam footage, everyone noticed a similarity between the robber and actor David Schwimmer.
CAT CRASHES THE CATWALK
ONTD POST HERE
Let's end this review with some feline adorable-ness. At the end of October, a stray cat in Istanbul crashed The 2018 Esmod International Fashion Show. And she (or he) walks so much better than Kendall!
FUN STORIES THAT DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT, but are worth remembering!: There is now lady friendly Doritos! / People thought Little Italy was a fake movie / Kanye says he would smash Kim's sisters / Lena Dunham asks: Tim or Noah? / Soulja boy released a gaming console and other questionable electronics / "bowsette" became a thing / Rami Malek had a viral fan encounter
SOURCES: ONTD posts linked throughout
Icons in graphic made by Good Ware from www.flaticon.com and used under a Creative Commons license.
Thanks for a fun year, ONTD!