A Discovery of Witches: Episode 4 Discussion Thread

[sarahvma]

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[nomorefrostbite]

HI OP.

Unlike some I would NEVER leave you with my mum at my gorgeous French chateau and run off back to England because i'm being half-heartedly noble about shit.

Not even.

I would stay and get naked with you a whole episode early cos that's just how I feel and i'm a truth teller like that <333

[sarahvma]

Bb I wouldn't let a group of shadowy creatures tell me who to love. I'd tango with you in front of my mom and her weird maid all day.

[nomorefrostbite]

I love how you tango, you're so suddenly magically skilled despite the fact you just said you can't dance 5 seconds ago.

MUST BE THE SEXUAL TENSION OR SOMETHING.

I hope my maman and her girlfriend maid enjoy our 'dance'.

[sarahvma]

That's my classic French humility Mon Coeur. I'm wild like that.

Merde or whatever.

My family and I are un trop de French as you can tell from our faces and accents.

[nomorefrostbite]

Y'all ~warm bloods speaking NEW FRENCH I seeeeeeeeeeee.

commoners.

[sarahvma]

Don't worry, you can always butter my mom up by talking about Nazis and showing her your upside down rain magic.

[nomorefrostbite]

ARE WE BOTH MATTHEW RN? damn we sexy.

[sarahvma]

Lolololol.

He's so multidimensional. There's room.

[nomorefrostbite]

One of us can DENY ALL OF OUR PENT UP SEXUAL BLOOD-DRENCHED DESIRES at the exact same time as the other one of us TANGOS AND GETS NAKED AND CRAVVVVVVESSSSSSSSSSSS the other.

It works!

And we can have REALLY long legs whilst doing it.

[sarahvma]

Real talk though: sis that was way too soon to be dropping an "I love you". Though from the preview it's nice that see Goode kept his Crown body.

[nomorefrostbite]

I was scrreeaamminngggg. Like right before that its all oh yeah you've known me for 3 weeks.

NOW SHE'S DROPPING THE ILU???

I swear every single ep one or both of them says some wild wacky ott shit, and it cracks me up, I actually live for this!

ILU. 3 WEEKS IN.

I can't even blame her thirsty vamp cock hungry ass tbh, I never even MET the guy let alone spent 3 weeks flirting up a storm, and I'm defs already fixing to declare my undying love lmao

[sarahvma]

I mean, it's not even three weeks of dating, too. It's three weeks from the time he stalked her to a boat house and sniffed her jacket.

And God love Matthew Goode but "What spell have you put on me?" sent me over the edge.

To flip from that to: "I'm crazy! You're crazy! We don't even know each other!"

What a trip.

Whatever. I like that the show is clearly letting it be like, "You both need to chill" and not selling it as genuine or reasonable.

[nomorefrostbite]

He DEVOURS those cheesy fucking lines though like wow THE COMMITMENT, THE SEXY COMMITMENT.

[sarahvma]

He really does. Honestly I think it's funny that people keep talking like he's too high art for this when he clearly throws himself in head first.

[nomorefrostbite]

I legit never know how to respond to those kind of comments, like "wow isn't this beneath him??"

Erm he's not that pretentious tbh, let the man live! He was in DOWNTON hamming it up so why can't he get that Sky One fantasy drama money and have fun with a cast he gets along with down in Oxford? A CW job perhaps would be like "what are you doing @ matthew" but this is NOT EVEN.

[sarahvma]

Nah, the production looks lush but there's no way he signed up for a vampire drama thinking it was going to be The Night Manager.

And thank God tbh. The world needs escapist cheese.

Plus he's currently filming two movies, one of which is obviously Oscar bait. Having a steady job for a few years that still lets him run off to do other projects sounds pretty ideal.