ONTD Original: 10 Memorable Sexy Moments In Film
Here are ten formative movie moments that still get us hot and bothered (and one dishonorable mention).
Click to viewTHE MOMENT - Michelle Rodriguez and that tank top in The Fast and the Furious
WHY IT STUCK - Not only is this specific scene sexy, but Michelle Rodriguez throughout the whole movie... in a tank top... all grungy and shit... is just... sladksfja. MRod might be is messy as hell, but fuck if Letty doesn't still do it for us. In Furious 7, she actually gets decked out in a dress for once, but who needs that?
THE MOMENT - Sonya Blade (Bridgette Wilson) snapping Kano's neck in Mortal Kombat
WHY IT STUCK - Sonya Blade (with help from Veronica Vaughn) was responsible for our '90s era obsession with Bridgette Wilson. In this scene, she shows fake Australian Kano who's boss, and it's enough to make misandrists everywhere orgasm. Flawless victory.
THE MOMENT - Catherine Zeta-Jones cucking John Cusack in High Fidelity
WHY IT STUCK - We can trace our mean girl kinks all the way back to Charlie emotionally destroying Rob in High Fidelity. Something about an intelligent, gorgeous woman not giving a single fuck about a man’s feelings set us on fire. Please step on our necks, Catherine Zeta-Jones.
THE MOMENT - Every second of Corey (Liv Tyler) in Empire Records
WHY IT STUCK - ‘90s babes are in a class of their own and Liv Tyler is their queen. In Empire Records, she was the prototype: midriff-baring sweater, plaid skirt, black combat boots, and angst that could only be sated by destroying everything in its path. She was a crush for the ages.
THE MOMENT - Cleo (Queen Latifah) kissing and caressing her girlfriend’s legs in Set It Off
WHY IT STUCK - The image of Cleo luxuriating on the hood of a car with her sexy girlfriend has been seared into our brains for years. When we first snuck into our living rooms late at night to watch HBO, we didn’t expect to stumble upon the single most aspirational moment in cinematic history: fishnets, cigarettes, cars, money, lesbian intimacy. Set It Off delivered big time; we haven’t been the same since.
THE MOMENT - Haley's (Missy Peregrym) ice bath in Stick It
WHY IT STUCK - Okay, now when someone says “gay awakening” this is the exact scene and movie that pop into our heads. The movie started out with us saying “wow, I want to be just like her” and then this scene happened and we said, “wow I want to marry her.” So yeah, this scene has stuck with us. Are you really a lesbian if you don’t love this movie?
THE MOMENT - Needy (Amanda Seyfried) and Jennifer (Megan Fox) making out in Jennifer's Body
WHY IT STUCK - If Stick It was our gay awakening, then Jennifer's Body was our "Yep, not a fluke" moment. It had the benefit of introducing us to Amanda Seyfried's glow up and turning us into Megan Fox's biggest stans. Jennifer's Body was a love story between Jennifer and Needy, and don't try to tell us otherwise.
THE MOMENT - Lisbeth (Noomi Rapace) getting some in The Girl Who Played With Fire
WHY IT STUCK - Lisbeth Salander is unquestionably one of the most kickass characters ever. We don't know if we want to be her or fuck her, and that dilemma has never been as hard to decide as when she fucked an old flame on some hardwood floors. For a few of us, the spontaneous sex exposed a previously unknown desire. That's the definition of life-changing.
THE MOMENT - Anne Marie (Kate Bosworth) riding on Eden's (Michelle Rodriguez) jetski in Blue Crush
WHY IT STUCK - Blue Crush is one hour and fifty minutes of concentrated badass. Eden towing Anne Marie out to monster waves as "Youth of the Nation" plays takes us back to the moment when we first saw these hardcore surfer babes ripping on the big screen. They stole our hearts then and we're still wetter than the ocean whenever we think of this early '00s classic.
THE MOMENT - Zoe Saldana (Kat) and Mila Kunis (Nikki) talking about the taste of pussy in After Sex
WHY IT STUCK - Do we really need to spell it out for you? Just watch the clip. Better yet, watch the whole thing.
THE MOMENT - Adele (Adèle Exarchopoulos) stuffing her beautiful face in Blue Is The Warmest Color
WHY IT STUCK (WITH ONE OF US) - Blue Is The Warmest Color. You probably expected one of the gratuitous sex scenes when you saw the name. But nah, that’s not what sticks in our mind. What’s hotter than a sloppy babe slurping spaghetti and mussels into her always open mouth? Feast your eyes on that and try not to get too hot in public.
Credit: all thirsty opinions belong equally to mammary_glands, lolbye, queenbathory and imnotasquirrel.
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What are some memorable moments in film that made you horny, ONTD?