ONTD Original: Best Kiss-Off Songs
Have you been wronged? Need someone to just fuck off and die? Or just want to dance on the memory of an ex and how you are SO MUCH BETTER OFF now? Get your revenge on with these songs:
No Doubt: Happy Now? (1995)
Click to viewThe song that actually inspired my post, it came on shuffle and I remembered what a great song it was and decided to do an original dedicated to more like it! Gwen Stefani sings about triumphing over an ex, hoping they are regretful for their mistake.
Standout Lyric: The contemplator all those years / Now you must adhere / To your new career of liberation / You've been cast all by yourself / You're free at last
Lily Allen - "Not Big" (2006)
Standout Lyric: I never wanted it to end up this way, / You've only got yourself to blame, / I'm gonna tell the world your rubbish in bed now / And that your small in the game.
Gloria Gaynor - "I Will Survive" (1978)
Standout Lyric: But now I hold my head up high and you see me / Somebody new / I'm not that chained-up little person and still in love with you / And so you felt like dropping in and just expect me to be free / Well, now I'm saving all my lovin' for someone who's loving me
Beyoncé - "Irreplaceable" (2006)
Standout Lyric: You must not know about me, you must not know about me / I could have another you in a minute / Matter of fact, he'll be here in a minute, baby
Toni Braxton - "He Wasn't Man Enough" (1996)
Standout Lyric: Do you know I made him leave? / Do you know he begged to stay with me? / He wasn't man enough for me
Whitney Houston - "It's Not Right, But It's Okay" (1998)
Standout Lyric: Pack your bags up and leave / Don't you dare come running back to me
Elvis Costello - "I Hope You're Happy Now" (1986)
Standout Lyric: He’s acting innocent and proud still you know what he’s after / Like a matador with his pork sword, while we all die of laughter
Amy Winehouse - "Fuck Me Pumps" (2004)
Standout Lyric: Don't be too upset / If they call you a skank / 'cause like the news everyday you get pressed
Fleetwood Mac - "Go Your Own Way" (1977)
Standout Lyric: You can go your own way / Go your own way / You can call it / Another lonely day
Cary Simon - "You're So Vain" (1972)
Standout Lyric: You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you / You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you / Don't you? Don't you?
Janet Jackson - "Son of a Gun" (2001)
Standout Lyric: I'll never be your lover / I'm gonna make you suffer / You stupid motherfucker
Alanis Morissette - "You Oughta Know" (1995)
Standout Lyric: It was a slap in the face / How quickly I was replaced / And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?
Obviously this list is incomplete...but I tried to keep it to upbeat "fuck you" type songs! What are your favourite uptempo kiss-off songs?
Source: ONTD Original | Phoebe | No Doubt | Lily Allen | Gloria Gaynor | Beyoncé | Toni Braxton | Elvis Costello | Amy Winehouse | Fleetwood Mac | Carly Simon | Janet Jackson | Alanis Morissette
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