Love Ranch Dressing? You could win this $35,000 Bottle of It

[archersangel]

This $35,000, Diamond-Encrusted Bottle Of Ranch Dressing Could Be Yours https://t.co/veHLUxmWpg pic.twitter.com/Uqs2vLW2n6
- Delish.com (@DelishDotCom) March 8, 2018
To honor it's famous dressing the company created two bottles for the (unofficial) National Ranch Day on March 10

Comments

[lolbye]

Finally a contest that caters to my delicate palate

[mammary_glands]

what do you eat with your ranch, queen

[lolbye]

fried chicken on top of a fried waffle w/ a side of double fried fries

[mammary_glands]

the menu at our wedding is gonna be so elegant and refined

[lolbye]

All the fried food and all the Michelob Ultra (quintessential lesbian beer)

[mammary_glands]

and an organic cold pressed juice bar to represent california bisexual culture, or is that too off brand for our monster truck rally tailgate wedding?

[lolbye]

nah babe, i only bi-erase u in the bedroom. i want your cali culture represented just as much as my florida culture. the alligators on biothane leashes will be a nice touch.