ONTD Original: Lainey Blinds Revealed! Part 9!
This is a post about blind items that Lainey Gossip has revealed! If you don't know, Lainey Gossip is a Canadian gossip blogger and entertainment reporter who has a bunch of dirt on celebrities. She writes blind items about celebs and then secretly reveals them in clues throughout her website.
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More blind items revealed in Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, and Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, and Part 8
TIGHTEN UP AND REGRET
"What are some reasons a celebrity might go quiet for a couple of weeks or so on social media? Maybe they're gearing up for a major announcement trying to create anticipation. Maybe they're just bored of themselves? Hardly.
Once in a while they disappear for an old-fashioned reason: plastic surgery. She wanted to tighten up, trim down, even though, supposedly she's fit as f-ck. And is selling the gear to prove it. Sure. So that's why there was no activity for a while on social. It was an extensive procedure. And no one was allowed to come to the house during her recovery because she couldn't go upstairs. The healing time was terrible. And an infection had set in. So it took even longer than expected. Which is why she has some regret now. That'll pass. It always does when another area needs work."
Beyonce before she debuted her Ivy Park line.
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"Here's a quick blind because I know you hate him: who was living in a hotel, away from his wife and kids, for a while with a sketchy lady coming in and out at all hours, delivering his drugs?"
Jimmy Fallon
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KEEPING IT LEGAL
"I love how often the self righteous, artistic ones are always end up being the douchiest and the perviest.
The backstory:
Several years ago, while dating a high profile, fiery actress, he was on location shooting a movie and found himself one night at a local bar. A young hot thing approached, they flirted, they made the call, and pretty soon she was telling her friends she was heading home with the star, protected by both his bodyguards and a personal driver.
So they get back to his place, start making out, she services him with her mouth, and tries to get him to return the favour, at which point he balks and then, no longer blinded by arousal, finally gets around to asking her:
'Are you really 19?'
Well of course she wasn't 19. She was actually only 16. And when her guilty face confirmed it for him, he quickly called her a cab and sent her home, not offering to pay for her cab. He did however offer to pay for the silence.
His security detail and the chauffeur, all of whom were witnesses to his tryst with the teen, were compensated handsomely for their discretion. They were so trustworthy that he wanted to use their services again when he returned to town for a new project recently. Unfortunately the same team wasn't entirely intact.
So instead, now single, he went to great lengths to secure a very capable staff to make sure he didn't find himself in the kind of icky underage situation as last time. Was like having a personal assistant for the express purpose of getting him head and occasionally laid. Only he was strict about wanting it from "real" girls and not from professionals. Every few days or so, his people had to scour the city looking a girl he could spend a short time with. They'd all start off at a group dinner, and by the end of the night, he'd end up sated at place. A few girls were lucky enough for repeats but effort on his part was never forthcoming.
Still, at the very least, he kept it legal."
Edward Norton, when he was with Salma Hayek
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NANNY DIARIES
"No one wants to work with Hollywood's most difficult mother. She now has a reputation among child care agencies for being the most unpopular celebrity nanny employer and many now only send to her the nannies on their staff who specialise in dealing with mega bitch moms.
She is surprisingly less organised than you would think, often requesting services with no lead time and expecting to be offered priority treatment. When the nanny arrives, she often won't speak to the person directly, communicating via her assistant, and often implying that the person isn't attractive enough, and because of this, may or may not sell her out. Because only ugly people compromise confidentiality, I guess?
She confiscates cell phones. She also demands to go through the nanny's private messages. After a dinner party once, when she and her friends were particularly mouthy, backstabbing several prominent actors and actresses, she demanded to search the nanny who had stayed late -- without prior notice -- so as to make sure she wasn't bugged and threatened legal action for no reason. Speaking of working hours, she has been known to require extra time but isn't willing to pay for it, rationalising her request by blaming the person for an imaginary offensive -- like missing diapers or a bent branch/stem in the garden. Ie., 'I notice that the whatever bush over there looks a little trampled. You weren't careful enough. You are staying an extra two hours.'
She is known to be verbally abusive and impatient. She once watched a nanny pick up spilled baby food all over the floor while tapping her hand on the counter and criticising the person's physique and intellect as the reason for why it was taking so long. Many nannies in LA, hearing horror stories from their peers, have turned potential work placements with her because they don't want to bother with the drama."
Reese Witherspoon.
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"One of my favourite stories is about how one of the most powerful, acclaimed actors in the business hates his younger counterpart, even though he chose him to be in his movie, because the younger one is way too arrogant and precious about his talent. Senior refers to him as, "the kid who isn't American but somehow talks like DeNiro 1976 -- f-ck him!'"
George Clooney and Ryan Gosling during The Ides of March
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Commitment Crisis?
"They were supposed to have kicked their bad habit together. A partnership in blow became a commitment effort to get clean. And for a while they were successful.
But he was the weaker one. And he's been using again for a while.
The problem, one of many obviously, is that when he's cranked, he's also very aggressive. Some say he's mixing his powder with some muscle juice and the coke/steroid combination brings out the roughneck which has presented many challenges for his publicist.
Fortunately his publicist is almost as clever as Jessica Biel's. Was able to turn spin a recent skirmish into an heroic rescue. The truth is, he was so jacked up on the good stuff he had to take it out on someone else's head.
As for his wife...well she has a boyfriend. His name is Jesus. With her new devoutness has come an almost unbearable sanctimony, not to mention intolerance- for his lifestyle, for his binges- so much so that they are finding it increasingly difficult to be together, though like the Beckhams, they are a brand too.
One big happy family...fraud!"
Faith Hill and Tim McGraw
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Truly Committed
"You know what they say - the couple that plays together, stays together. Which is exactly what these two do. Or did. They have had their fair share of games. "Happy" games. But some time last year, they decided to get clean. Together. And luckily for them, they did it. Clean, sober, and a bit heavier. The problem is that he's become obsessed with his looks. He feels chubby, he feels old, he feels threatened by the new guard, and so naturally, he sought professional help. Some Botox here, some Botox there, a little pull here, and a little pull there; and the results - in his mind anyway - are fabulous. But doing it all alone is no fun, which is why he's been trying to convince his wife to participate. Unfortunately, she's not as in to it as he is. And this difference of opinion is starting to fracture the relationship. We're nowhere near Code Red just yet, but stay tuned."
Faith Hill and Tim McGraw
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BREAKUP AND TUNE-UP
"She exited a long relationship not too long ago. While they were together, they definitely partied, but he preferred a more chill vibe while she was getting too into the pills. Which is why he claims they ended it. Turns out, around the time of her split, she went to rehab for a tune-up and is now sober and re-focusing on her work. Her work, recently, was rather high profile, a prestige assignment. But she was miserable in that environment, not only trying to avoid bad habits but, apparently, not getting along with her colleagues; supposedly they never wanted to hear her opinions.
Now that she’s clean, her perspective has changed too. So she’s going around telling people that the reason she’s not with him anymore is because he’s not stimulating enough intellectually even though she was so attracted to him. There were a lot of romantic gestures, like dedicating his art to her, but ultimately she’s revised their history to read that she left because she wants someone smarter."
Garrett Hedlund broke up with Kirsten Dunst over her pill use, but she claims it's because he's a dum-dum.
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Bitch Wars
"Girl sh-t is the best sh-t, right? It's even worse in Hollywood, especially when so many of them are fighting for everything: headlines, attention, and ultimately the work.
This is about the work. And the power plays they pull to get the work over their competitors.
Bitch #1 has been backstabbing for a while starting a few years ago when she was vying over a then-coveted role in a major blockbuster with lucrative potential. They'd narrowed it down to two and the studio had pretty much decided on the better actress. The contract was about to be signed but when B1 found out, she had her agent and her publicist publicly release confirmation that SHE landed the part, and even though it was an outright lie, it embarrassed her competitor so badly that her team pulled her back from accepting the offer leaving the film's producers with only one remaining choice.
Now she has a new opponent. And a more formidable one. The two were both in talks for a prestige project, a tug of war battle going back and forth. Bitch #2 launched the first offensive. She started circulating that B1 was struggling with her acting coach and had already fired two of them, studying with a third. When B1 found out she retaliated by circulating rumours that B2's assets were surgically enhanced and that she was a terror to work with, making crews miserable on a regular basis.
B2 has now struck back with the lowest blow yet. At a business lunch the other day, she made sure to drop details about B1's relationship: that it's in trouble, that she's an emotional wreck and is prone to self harming and is trying to save her love by getting pregnant.
It's getting uglier and uglier and B1 is out for blood. Stay tuned..."
Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba.
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HE SPRAYS, TOO
"A short and quick blind that gives some added insight into a high profile relationship:
It's not just John Travolta who uses spray to fill in his hair. But this guy fronts like he's way cooler. So they have more than just letters in common. And he's pretty worried about the hair loss. Right now then he's using the spray, so much that it stains the sheets, the pillowcases, hard to get out.
So while his vibe is all chill, supposedly, he's just as concerned about aesthetics as his wife, which, I guess, is pretty obvious when you consider his signature style - another sign that this is finally the perfect partnership."
Justin Theroux uses spray-on hair for Jennifer Aniston.
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TWO GIRLS, ONE LIMO
"Both former 'It' girls, both around the same age, both with body issues, both experts at denial, both f-cked up, and they found themselves together one night in a limo, not alone, accompanied by assistants and business agents and other Hollywood hangers-on, and of course cranked up on something, and touching led to feeling led to stroking, led to:
The slightly more famous of the two on her knees, head between the legs of the other, totally givin' er, as the others sat by awkwardly, and the recipient with her head thrown back totally enjoying it even though, in showbiz, to receive doesn't necessarily mean it's a preference. To give however, well, suffice to say, the pleasure dispenser has very much established herself."
Lindsay Lohan ate out Mischa Barton.
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