bitch i might finally be getting my v-card punched and the lucky lady has both a fiance and a girlfriend. don't waste your time trying to ruin this for me lmao.
as long as everyone involved is of age and consenting and safe, wtf's the problem. this whole ~biology bullshit.
the tricky thing is she lives literally on another continent, but she's visiting europe this summer. and when she heard she'll be here on my birthday suggested i come to paris to meet up, where she will give me (certified art nerd) a tour of the louvre. there may have been talk of other stuff lol.
like. if this is what i get for waiting so long i think i'm ok lol. gimme the lavish cultured vacation stuff as foreplay. (yeah, keep my expectations low etc, but even if we didn't end up fucking i'd have a certified grand old time lmao.)
wait, you're not having a foursome? smh to think i considered you a hero for .5 seconds
that sounds certified classy and potentially sexy, which is better than any first time i know of. crossing my fingers for you, not that you need it! who isn't into tall artsy babes 🙏🏽
I'm not into open relationships or polyamory, but if that's what makes other people (who I am not dating) happy, more power to them. Everyone just needs to mind their own damn business.
I know I am not emotionally wire for those kind of relationships, but if they are working for everyone involved, I just don't have the energy to give any fucks.
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They can all fuck RIGHT off.
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as long as everyone involved is of age and consenting and safe, wtf's the problem. this whole ~biology bullshit.
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the tricky thing is she lives literally on another continent, but she's visiting europe this summer. and when she heard she'll be here on my birthday suggested i come to paris to meet up, where she will give me (certified art nerd) a tour of the louvre. there may have been talk of other stuff lol.
like. if this is what i get for waiting so long i think i'm ok lol. gimme the lavish cultured vacation stuff as foreplay. (yeah, keep my expectations low etc, but even if we didn't end up fucking i'd have a certified grand old time lmao.)
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that sounds certified classy and potentially sexy, which is better than any first time i know of. crossing my fingers for you, not that you need it! who isn't into tall artsy babes 🙏🏽
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I know I am not emotionally wire for those kind of relationships, but if they are working for everyone involved, I just don't have the energy to give any fucks.
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