In case you haven't heard, House Republicans have finally unveiled their plan to replace Obamacare! Unspoiler alert: it drastically cuts subsidies for lower income people and slashes Medicaid while allowing insurance companies to jack up premiums. So Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah, chair of the House Oversight Committee, the guy who refuses to investigate Trump's Russian links) went on CNN with his modern take on "let them eat cake!":
“Maybe rather than getting that new iPhone” Americans “should invest in their own healthcare” - Rep. Jason Chaffetz
https://t.co/sxWaRohbEh pic.twitter.com/aEWYikdWiw- CNN (@CNN)
March 7, 2017 All around great human being Patton Oswalt went off!
Listen to this shit-lizard. This is the world the GOP wants for the working class. Beyond hateful.
https://t.co/hGHGJDAHNA- Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt)
March 7, 2017 Trump's spent more in a MONTH to play golf than Obama spent in a YEAR but yeah poor people need to decide between iPhones & dying.
- Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt)
March 7, 2017 Due to popular approval I'm bringing this tweet out of the cut. Legendary Jeopardy! champ Ken Jennings has the answer: WWJD?
And the man besought Jesus that he come down and heal his son: for he was near death.
Then said Jesus unto him, Did your son have an iPhone
- Ken Jennings (@KenJennings)
March 7, 2017 Author Roxane Gay did the math:
My broken ankle cost $117,000 so that's around 234 iPhones
@jasoninthehouse.
- roxane gay (@rgay)
March 7, 2017 Actress Sophia Bush reacts in Roxane's thread:
@Octopusgardner @rgay seems almost even, right
@jasoninthehouse?
- Sophia Bush (@SophiaBush)
March 7, 2017 Conan's erudite sidekick Andy Richter also tries to appeal to the GOP's alleged Christianity:
Admittedly, I'm no theologian,
@jasoninthehouse, but I did a search of Bible verses about the poor & I didn't see anything about iPhones
pic.twitter.com/jdrOIjUsKb- Andy Richter (@AndyRichter)
March 7, 2017 Comedian and Silicon Valley actor Kumail Nanjian:
I remember one time I bought an iPhone & it crippled me financially for the rest of my life. Cc:
@jasoninthehouse- Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn)
March 7, 2017 Danny Zuker, writer/producer of Modern Family, also sees the parallels to Marie Antoinette's alleged quote:
"Let them use Land Lines!"
https://t.co/dqb4PxTqQW- Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker)
March 7, 2017 Chaffetz's iPhone comment shows what the GOP believes. The poor are irresponsible. The rich work harder. All policy flows from this lie.
- Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker)
March 7, 2017 Sarah Silverman:
This person thinks 2B struggling in this country is deciding bet. health care& an iPhone. My heart. Try medicine 4 ur baby or food 4ur baby
https://t.co/cWyx5WW9oQ- Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman)
March 7, 2017 Patton's Agents of Shield castmate Chloe Bennet has a similar nickname for Chaffetz:
What a fuckingggggggg shit canoe.
https://t.co/9La2BM3wO0- Chloe Bennet (@ChloeBennet4)
March 7, 2017 Many sources:
CNN,
Oswalt 1,
Oswalt 2,
Gay,
Bush,
Jeopardy Champ,
Richter,
Kumail,
Zuker 1,
Zuker 2,
Sarah,
Chloe